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Proof that girls are evil

9 July 2001, 08:52

First we state that girls require time and money.

Girls = Time x Money

And as we all know "Time is Money".

Time = Money

Therefore:

Girls = Money x Money = (Money)²

And becouse "Money is the root of all Evil":

Money = √Evil

Therefore:

Girls = (√Evil)²

And we are forced to conclude that:

Girls = Evil

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9 July 2001, 09:54

Don't need math to work that out or perhaps I choose badly.

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#3

9 July 2001, 10:07

nah, that's too complicated for me to follow!
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#4

9 July 2001, 13:33

Hehe I've seen this before! But it's invalid, because if girls = time and money, it should be time + money, not time x money!
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#5

9 July 2001, 18:17

I like that one, and the funny thing is my girlfriend found it the other day and posted it on a forum we both frequent.

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