Eh what the Internet still with us

[The PIT]

What happened to code red then. Oh the FBI are now saying it's going to take two days to have any effect. Sounds like cry wolf to me.
Oh I forgot about our Steve Gibson didn't I.

[CHHAS]

No no, the internet is dead now, what you're seeing is merely cached at your ISP

[ayoub_ibrahim]

Originally posted by CHHAS
No no, the internet is dead now, what you're seeing is merely cached at your ISP

LOL

[The PIT]

Ah shucks I thought everything was okay.

[ALBPM]

So then, this whole day at work is cached and I'm not really here

Paul

[Fat Tone]

What if we could 'cache' ourselves without the bosses realising?
One day a week in the office...

[The PIT]

must be a code red then

[cbman]

/Message Cache #1297//beta7-bmts.com

This message has been pre-recorded incase of internet failure.

Hi all... I am not online anymore... this message is simply a random generated reply from beta7-bmts.com utilizing "Friendly Smart" messaging technology.

Hello. There is things weather in sky. Rain - High of 27 Degrees. Ricki Martin is song cool. I had herpes and itch but ok now. My computer has conflict with softhardware and peice of meat is floppy drive problematical. C++ complier has problem code but fixed with Jennifer Lopez source XXX.o linux distro patch.

<Error missing file coherence.sql>

123-d83=28d Memory kernel Error microsoft detected on system.

BILL GATES I HAXXOR YOU MS LAMERZ - PREAKMUNK3Y

MCAFEE VIRUSCAN REPORT...

BOOT SECTOR .... 0 Found
MEMORY ............. 0 Found
C:\ ...................... 37038409 Files Scanned
Virus Found ........ PREAKMUNK3Y.HYBRIS.WORM
DO YOU WISH TO REMOVE VIRUS [Y/N]

Y

FAILED TO REMOVE VIRUS... SUX TO BE YOU


RECOVER BACKUP MS WINME

BACKUP FAILED DUE TO USER INCOMPETENCE AND THE FACT WE BACKED UP THE VIRUS AS SOON AS YOU GOT IT ON YOUR SYSTEM.

c:\>format c:

Do you wish to format c:?
[You will not be able to recover files from drive]
[Y/N] = Y

Formatting ... 100%

Format Complete

Do you wish to name Volume 1237-HB38 (Enter For No Name) : Home_Drive

c:\>d:

d:\>cd Win98

d:\Win98\> Setup

Please wait while setup prepares your system.....

Error Code #824 Error Missing Volume Label

c:\>stupid computer

Invalid command

c:\>bill gates sux

Invalid command

c:\>I can't take it anymore i'm going to kill myself!!!!

System command overiddin... starting windows...

Have a nice day!!!!

Initializing Reply Database...

Unformatting DBase.exe

Reinitializing comment.o

mounting volume (Internet-complete)

Entire internet Cached... Resuming interuppted Reply...

Hey All yeah I agree with you it would be cool. me talk you later eh.

end of reply



Ok.. I have too much time on my hands... LOL

[The PIT]

LOL

[Ovi]

ROTFL

[Liquid Snake]

LOL HAHA!!