Another reason why I hate speed humps

[The PIT]

When the heavens open (Pissing it down) it's hard to see the little bast?""s. You see what look likes a turtle if you're lucky and you can place yourself accordingly.
Another thing if the hump goes across the road you get a lake on one side and you ain't supposed to drown your cat. Now if my cat is stuffed do I sue the local council???

[Guru]

I usualy break when I see a turtle on the road in front of me!

[The PIT]

You get points off your Petrol if you squash them

Now the Uboats thats a real problem I had one try to torpedo my front tyre the other day.

[ayoub_ibrahim]

Originally posted by Guru
I usualy break when I see a turtle on the road in front of me!

does it hurt when you break Guru??

[ALBPM]

I consider overly analytical PHDs speed bumps at work....LOL

I run over them as hard and fast as possible

Paul

[cbman]

Yeah Paul...

I'm with you on that one....

People with PHd's can be totally lacking in common sense and decisivness.

A PhDer's favorite catch phrase...

"It seems fine... but what if...<etc>"

No offence intended to any of the higher educated that frequents the boards...

[Greebe]

So Paul that explains why you wear those titanium spiked, steel toed golf shoes to work!

[ALBPM]

LOL.... Best way to deal with those PHd "Pizza Hut delivery" boys and their arrogant attitudes.

Paul

[Beezer]

Yep, when I'm reviewing resumes and I see "PHD" and previous experience consists of "research assistant" at varous academic institutions, I just forward the resume to another department.

I need an engineer willing to go into the fab and do some actual work -- not publish another technical paper...