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  • "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?"

    Consider Michael Jordan, having "retired," with $40 million in
    endorsements, he makes $178,100 a day, working or not. If he
    sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while
    visions of sugarplums dance in his head. If he goes to see a
    movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's
    there. If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618
    while boiling it. He makes $7,415/hour more than minimum wage.

    He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends. If
    he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would
    take him a whole 12 hours. If someone were to hand him his
    salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the
    rate of $2.00 every second.

    He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but
    will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round. Assuming he puts
    the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred
    account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of
    $10,500 at 845am on January 1st. If you were given a penny for
    every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living comfortably at
    $65,000 a year.

    He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in
    the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.
    While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in
    his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600. This
    year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past
    presidents for all of their terms combined. Amazing isn't it?
    However... If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 500
    years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has at this very
    moment.

    Game over. Nerd wins.
    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

    "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

  • #2
    LOL

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    • #3
      lol, Bill rules!

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      • #4
        as my mum said 'money is not every thing' (and i think jordan has enough of that )
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        • #5
          Why not be both Then you'd have lots of money and chics would dig you...wait...all you need is money for that.

          Jammrock
          “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
          –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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          • #6
            Several soccer players´ incomes are measured by the second, too (Ronaldo, Figo, Zidane, etc...). It´s insane.

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