The Quote Thread....

[Technoid]

"That was a wery good question!
Do you got any more good questions?"

Swedish politician....

"Did ya knaw, that a Mac is ten times as fast as any PC?"

Customer anonymus 1


"WinXP will double the battery time of any Notebook!
As long as it suports ACPI!"

Microsoft representative.


"our latest Caviar Hardrives can automaticly repair bad sectors and headcrashes"

WesternDigital representative.

"My pointer is in the midle of the screen and my mouse is on the left side of the pad.
and if I go any further, the mouse will fall of the pad"

anonymouse

[Dr Mordrid]

Ohhh...GAWD....our species is doomed

"I drank what?!"

-Plato (as quoted by Chris Knight in Real Genius)

Dr. Mordrid

[KRSESQ]

What DID Plato drink???

I know Socrates drank hemlock...

Kevin

("Democracy is the worst form of government...except for all the others!"
Mark Twain)

[Jammrock]

"Self realization...I was pondering the immortal words of Socretes who said...I drank what?"

Jammrock

[KRSESQ]

"Those who respect the law and like sausage should never watch either one being made." Mark Twain

Kevin

[Dr Mordrid]

Yes, I meant Socrates. At any rate, he should have asked for lemonaide

Dr. Mordrid

[Wombat]

There's an old slavic proverb I really like. Even a long time ago, they were aware of the reuse of matter by the solar system.

"Be humble, for you are made of dung. Be noble, for you are made of stars."

[Casey Jones]

"...check out our new Millenium G550 graphics card, it's ahead of its time."
--->Dan Wood, Headhunter at Matrox

Casey

[Lizzard[MPE]]

"You don't have to tell everyone you know about everything you know about"- Lizzie

[cbman]

The most relaxing/releasing feeling in the world is when you fart while peeing.

Grandpa... LOL