Are Computers female or Male

[The PIT]

You decide.

http://www.madblast.com/funpages/computer_gender.cfm

[ayoub_ibrahim]

As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it

so true!

[cjolley]

Haven't you ever seen Star Trek?
Of course they are female.
chuck

[KRSESQ]

A little off-topic--

How many of you name your 'puter?

My video workstation is an AMD 1200 w/384 MB RAM and 77 gigs HDD. It's name is Eleanor. The machine I threw together from spare parts for my kid is a P166 w/64 MB RAM. It's name is Jasmine. I have two other machines I use for experimenting and gaming, named Josette and Adrienne.

I'll tell you, this makes it a LOT easier to keep straight which machine I'm communicating with on my network!

Kevin

[Sasq]

really depends on if Winblowz has crashed again and I call it a B**tch

Dan

[KvHagedorn]

Well, if you start thinking of them as human somehow, it might become difficult to rip out their innards and get a new motherboard. Is the motherboard or the case then "Eleanor"?

[The PIT]

Thats it I'm a manic Doctor and luv ripping the inards out of people sorry computers.
Theres a women at work who reckons she can multitask. However shes got the multitasking capabilties of Dos 3.3.

[cbman]

I named my computers Beast - and Mini Beast... the one in my sig is Mini-Beast

I would say though that I think of my computers as He's because whenever a woman is on there it stops responding...

Its almost like the computer has learned how to tune women out.

LOL

[dZeus]

well, my computers have names but only because it eases access through smb.. IPs are a bit difficult to remember.

my workstation is called aurora and the linux box is mephistopheles.

as for gender... 'it'. Just like a lightbulb.... or something else

[Lizzard[MPE]]

Come on there girls ofcourse... what else do men drool over.

mine's called Lizzette she is a piece of shit. haha

My friend Timmy's PC is named "Bad @ss Mother F*cker* though.. his could be male..

[The PIT]

Well when one of mine had a Abit Kt7133a in it it was called a bucket of shit, bast!"£, c*&$ so taking the last bit it must be female.

[mdhome]

I used to look upon mine as female but now I see them as inanimate objects. However........................

This is Just to let you all know how sad some people can really get. When I was single a few years back it was a bit of a laughing matter betweeen me and some of my friends that I wanted a bra (larger the better) strapped to the outside of my computer case. I did mention it to a couple of my female friends but none seemed too interested in volunteering their wares. I wonder why?

Now that I have a girlfriend I still spend far too much time upstairs on my pc but I dont have the same cravings.


regards Sad case MD

[Paddy]

Perhaps we could compare bras????

My computername is 'Sirius', but Andrea referes to it as my other woman/bitch/that f'ing machine.

[Indiana]

Amiga was of course female.
And those windows things - while being sexless in the first place - sometimes act so unpredictable that they HAVE to be female, too.

[Jorden]

Most of the times it's a "Kutding"... so it's an IT

When I like it, it's still an IT

Jord.