Usefull/Useless tool for every fisherman out there

[Jorden]

Maybe it's something for ALBPM, to bonk his trouts with

http://fishbonker.freeyellow.com/

If only it had pricing details, Pauly, or I would've sent you one for Christmas

Jord.

[ALBPM]

I don't need one for fishing.

But...... it would come in handy to "re-set" obnoxious people....ROFL!!!!

Paul

[Jammrock]

I'll stick to my crowbar.

Jammrock

[Alec]

I only interact with dead fish, so no need to boink (er...) them.

[RedRed]

Bonking means something a bit different here!

puts a whole new meaning to 'sleeping with da fishies'

RedRed

[DuRaNgO]

I already have a 13" "bonker"

[KRSESQ]

Saw something almost identical in the local convenience stores/novelty shops/Spencers Gifts a few years back. Marketed to women and called "Bed Snake Whacker."

Met a girl who actually owned one. Had the timerity to ask if she'd ever used it. She said "Yes."

Thought it best not to pursue the matter any further.

Kevin

[ALBPM]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

Paul

[Alec]

LOL

[Kaj]

I find it amazing what people come up with when it comes to uselful/useless tools in general, and fishing tools in particular.
A few years ago, some TV-channels here in The Netherlands switched to a homeshoppingchannel at night.
I laughed my a$$ off at those shows when I came home early in the morning after a gig or some beers and saw Mike Levy, Tony Little, Billy Blanks and other 2nd-level actors without a job.

One of the most stunning things after the Ginzu Kniveset and the 38785-th abs-workout-thingy was the Flying Lure-set.
It was amazing to see how dead-serious people are (or at least act that way) about fishing.

[Alec]

What about NAD´S? That hair removal stuff? The shopping channel advertisement for NAD´s is unbelievable! And there´s that wax for removing car scratches (in one pass) .

After a few drinks, all-night-looping shopping channels are guaranteed fun.

[Jorden]

Let's not forget the inevitable Titanium II knife set that everyone needs !!

I tried one of the steak knives at a BBQ last summer, and it couldn't even cut through the chicken I had. Probably needed a chicken knife for it instead

[Greebe]

Jord did you try turning it over?

[Alec]

LOL!

[Dr Mordrid]

I get a kick out of that Twist-a-Braid hair braiding gadget they're selling on TV;

http://www.asontv.com/products/1004741380.html

I can just imagine what happens when the switch sticks on

If you want a scream check out some of their other products;

http://www.as-seen-on-tv-savings.com/

Another of my personal favorites is the copper tongue scraper

Dr. Mordrid