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We Will Stalk Your Future Wife!
If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."Tags: None
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Originally posted by windigo
thats is FUBAR!!!!
Or is there a wordlist for all these fun acronyms that are used around the net?If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."
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Damn.. you mean I could have gotten paid for that kinda stuff.AMD Phenom 9650, 8GB, 4x1TB, 2x22 DVD-RW, 2x9600GT, 23.6' ASUS, Vista Ultimate
AMD X2 7750, 4GB, 1x1TB 2x500, 1x22 DVD-RW, 1x8500GT, 22" Acer, OS X 10.5.8
Acer 6930G, T6400, 4GB, 500GB, 16", Vista Premium
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This can't be for real. Some of it is hilarious:
You may not disclose the fact that you hired us to anyone, including relatives, friends, and -- especially -- your future wife.Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.
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This is like every episode of Mission Impossible
Customer data, along with investigative reports, personnel records and other sensitive data, is stored on hard disks which are hard-wired to physically self-destruct when tampered with.
Gotta love it..
Last edited by KvHagedorn; 21 January 2002, 20:48.
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Check out those rates!
We accept cash, checks, and wire transfers. Installments are not acceptable, as a need to rely on these would imply that you are not wealthy enough to be a suitable suitor for the lady of your dreams.
So only rich guys deserve to be happily married?Last edited by KvHagedorn; 21 January 2002, 20:54.
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Originally posted by KvHagedorn
So only rich guys deserve to be happily married?We will decline to work with those who, in our opinion, are lazy in terms of making themselves attractive to the opposite sex.
Anyone else see where this is flawed?The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England
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I think this whole thing is borderline insane. However, I can't argue with their qualifications for clientele. It seems like they're trying to have the best success they can.Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.
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It seems like a script for a TV series (somehow, it reminded me of the move "The Game" ). I can't imagine there are people that would be such amounts of money for this service ! It's just crazy...
Next time I get trapped in an elevator, I should be carefull not to be suspected of using their services...
Too bad (or "Good thing" - haven't worked that one out yet) it doesn't work the other way around : with my looks and wit , I'd be experiencing coincidences every day .
(nah, just kidding, it wouldn't make that much difference... ).
Jörg
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This is the most horrible thing that I have seen in the net till now. And I´ve been around for a long time now.
Isn´t there law in the states against this? Is this truly legal?
I don´t believe you can trick mother nature like that! If a woman doesn´t get attracted by you and you both don´t fall in love with each other it won´t help you to stalk her!!
Every guy who uses such a service deserves to get a kick up his n#ts by this woman if she finds out!
There is no weakness, but to cringe and despair because one thinks oneself weak.
For so long as one´s will is undefeated one is strong, for so long as the desire for revenge still endures.
-Tom Holland, Deliver us from Evil
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