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Dumbest users by Profession What do you find
Well working on the helpdesk for a University it's definatley nurses. No wonder the health service is up the spout.
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in my travels........
1st place is doctors
followed closely by business execs (manufacturing/sales)
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Sales... especially the car type!"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss
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Accountants .. Hands downAMD Phenom 9650, 8GB, 4x1TB, 2x22 DVD-RW, 2x9600GT, 23.6' ASUS, Vista Ultimate
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Sales & Marketing. Not only are they devoid of the normal human intelligence found in most workers, they are arrogant and self-righteous.
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I dont know about the dumbest users, but the most annoying I've ever met are split between Programmers/Developers and Doctors secretaries.
Typically at one job I was in they employed a bunch of programmers at short notice and high rates to finish a job that was badly behind schedule. These guys thought they ought to be running the network too and spent more time arsing about with 'their' PCs that they did doing any work.
I had to go down there one night and password protect the Bios just to stop them playing with it. One of them password protected his Bios before he left so I couldnt get in there. He forgot about the 'clear CMOS' jumper, and in addition got a high-level bollocking the next day.
However, the prize goes to a particularly obnoxious Doctors secretary I had to deal with in a brief sojourn with my local NHS trust.
She had an HP4L (a right pile of crap) printer attached to her PC, as did the other 3 secretaries in their 20'x20' office. The printer broke badly enough that the maintainance guys had to take it away for a day.
"Sorry we havent got a spare, but if you can always print on one of the other printers over there." (at least 12 feet away)
This was not good enough for her. We had to hire a printer at £50 a day for ONE day, just so she wouldnt have to move her backside across the room.
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Social workers, especially those working in childcare!Dont just swallow the blue pill.Comment
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PHDs who know it all.....ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
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My dad used to have two favorite jokes about PHd's etc
1) Specialist: Someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing
2) Expert: X is an unkown quantity and a spert is a drip under preasure
Dan
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The "gophers" for concrete companies
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Odd choice there.Originally posted by DuRaNgO
The "gophers" for concrete companies
We had a user in the DA's office complain that some software was not working.
Her response to HelpDesk's suggested fix was (I am not making this up)
"You have to hit the 'Save' button to save your work?
I wondered what that was for."
Amazing.
ChuckLast edited by cjolley; 15 February 2002, 14:09.Chuck
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Vice chancelors should get a mention.Comment
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