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  • "Because that's the way it's always been around here."

    Start with a cage containing five apes.
    In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the Banana, but as soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the apes with cold water. After a while, another ape makes an attempt with the same result-all the apes are sprayed with cold water. Turn off the cold water.

    If, later, another ape tries to climb the stairs, the other apes will try to prevent it even though no water sprays them.

    Now, remove one ape from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new ape sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his horror, all of the other apes attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

    Next, remove another of the original five apes and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous Newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm.

    Again, replace a third original ape with a new one. The new one makes it to the stairs and is attacked as well. Two of the four apes that beat him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs, or why they are participating in the beating of the newest ape.

    After replacing the fourth and fifth original apes, all the apes which have been sprayed with cold water have been replaced. Nevertheless, no ape ever again approaches the stairs.

    Why not?

    "Because that's the way it's always been around here."
    "Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself"

  • #2
    Sounds like corporate America. To a T.

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    • #3
      ROFL.
      But unfortunately so true...
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      • #4
        Hmm Looks like Paul is working at intel!
        We make logic, but dont use it!

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        • #5
          That sounds exactly how politics are working.....
          If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

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          • #6
            You think that's where the WWF got some of their ideas? You know hanging the belt above the ring and you have to climb the ladder to get it? While people knock your ass off the ladder.
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            • #7
              Sounds exactly like the US Presidential race, the newest ape being G W B

              A Smith & Wesson beats Four Aces

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              • #8
                Now here's something to think about!

                Now, replace apes with MURCers (and/or mini MURCers) and replace cold water with GeForce Cards (and/or AOL 5.0 cd's). Also make the banana a Matrox Parhelia!

                Here's my logic: Think we would act the same way? hehe.
                Last edited by ZokesPro; 8 March 2002, 12:24.
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                • #9
                  You wouldn't need the water or the Geforce cards. The guy that tried to climb the ladder would be pummeled.

                  I know, soak the Geforce cards with the water.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Strahd
                    I know, soak the Geforce cards with the water.
                    HAHA!!
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                    • #11
                      Also make the banana a Matrox Parhelia!
                      What's a Parheilia, is that just a vicious rumour started by over zealous 450 & 550 owners?


                      Last edited by RibsteakRon; 8 March 2002, 13:54.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by RibsteakRon


                        What's a Parheilia...
                        I heard it was something from the promised land that would cause grown men to act like savage apes and beat each other senseless.
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                        • #13
                          No, that's "Paranoia"

                          Paul
                          "Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself"

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                          • #14
                            Oh ya, I forgot.
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                            • #15
                              That story sounds jus like my cousins. They are always fightin. We had to hose them down because they wouldn't leave my sister alone.

                              Jeez there sure is a lot of folks from New Mexico in this thread. And ya'll write in English real good.

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