The hatred thread

[The PIT]

Well we got one way of solving war and hatred. Press the delete key.

[dancray]

actually Pit, what was deleted was the racist language and obscenity which some users needed to express in the thread. I guess they resort to that when their language abilities are undeveloped at expressing their thoughts accurately.

But your comment that hatred and war was solved sounds a bit cynical and pithy; anyone with a genuine concern about the pain and suffering those twin evils cause would not make light of such a serious tragedy.

that's funny...the Pit sounding pithy. it seems to fit the pit.

[ZokesPro]

I don't know what thread was even deleted, I usually stay out of racist type threads, if I do post something I eventually delete it (that or saying something irelevant).

[Dogbert]

I guess they resort to that when their language abilities are undeveloped at expressing their thoughts accurately.

dancray,

Do you really believe that with better language skills Racism and Hate would vanish or transform into something else ?
Most ideas need nothing more than basic language skills.
Some don't even language at all.

If you'd think about it, in some sorts of 'civilized' communication, language can only hinder things.
For example, the language of love is mostly physical.
(I believe you had dirtier examples in mind as well)

anyone with a genuine concern about the pain and suffering those twin evils cause would not make light of such a serious tragedy

Well, I'd call it some kind of humor. Just like there are holocaust jokes, war jokes, cancer jokes and jokes about any subject you'd like (or not), why shouldn't there be any racist jokes as well ? Especially since most racist jokes are very funny.


"Life is pain", does it mean we are supposed to sit home and ruin our life because of it ? Eat and drink for today can be your last !

You know, one day I woke up and I felt pretty shitty. It felt like it's going to be a very bad day.
Suddenly a voice spoke to me and said: "Hey, don't be so down, cheer up ! Tomorrow might be worse."
So I cheered up, and the next day was really worse.

[Wombat]

Well, I'd call it some kind of humor. Just like there are holocaust jokes, war jokes, cancer jokes and jokes about any subject you'd like (or not), why shouldn't there be any racist jokes as well ? Especially since most racist jokes are very funny.

Most of the types of humor that you listed exist so that people can laugh and <I>survive</I> the pain that they are suffering. Racist jokes <I>cause</I> that pain.
Now, if I were to dig up pages and pages of anti-Semetic humor, would you sit there and laugh at the jokes, or would you be pissed off? They have to be funny, right? Nine out of ten skinheads agree....

[Dogbert]

Wombat,

To be honest, I've heard a few anti-semitic jokes and some of them were damn funny. Even worse, some were ture.

I don't know many but those who do manage to piss me off are those based on outright lies. I didn't hear many of this kind.
But you've got me curious so I'll look for some over the net.

By the way, I really love chauvinist jokes. I love even better telling them to feminists

[Dogbert]

Ummm... This one is interesting...

http://www.mindspring.com/~secret7/joeaugustyn/PolishJokes.html

No hatered there, I swear, just some interesting facts.
You may be VERY surprised...

[The PIT]

Dancray you've got a chip on your shoulder everyone lightens up and you try and start the argument going again.

[Gurm]

Q. Why do Jews have big noses?

A. Air is free.

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Q. Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years?

A. Someone dropped a quarter.

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Q. Did you hear about the new Jewish sports car?

A. Not only can it stop on a dime, it can pick it up!


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I could go on like this for hours!

- Gurm

[Dogbert]

LOL !!!

Here are some jewish jokes:

Sam and Irving are facing the firing squad. The executioner comes forward to place the blindfold on them. Sam disdainfully and proudly refuses,tearing the thing from his face. Irving turns to him and pleads: "Please Sam don't make trouble!"


A Rabbi and his wife were cleaning up the house. The Rabbi came across a box he didn't recognize. His wife told him to leave it alone, it was personal. One day she was out and his curiosity got the best of him. He opened the box, and inside he found 3 eggs and $2000. When his wife came home, he admitted that he opened the box, and he asked her to explain the contents to him. She told him that every time he had a bad sermon, she would put an egg in the box.......... He interrupted, "In twenty years, only three bad sermons, that's not bad." His wife continued...... and every time I got a dozen eggs, I would sell them for $1."

A Jewish businessman warned his son against marrying a "shiksa." The son replied, "But she's converting to Judaism." "It doesn't matter," the old man said. "A shiksa will cause problems." After the wedding, the father called the son, who was in business with him, and asked him why he was not at work. "It's Shabbos," the son replied. The father was surprised: "But we always work on Saturday. It's our busiest day." "I won't work anymore on Saturday," the son insisted, "because my wife wants us to go to shul on Shabbos." "See," the father says. "I told you marrying a shiksa would cause problems."

A rabbi and a minister decided to buy a new car together. The day after they bought it, the rabbi found the minister driving it. The minister explained that he had just gone to the carwash because, in his religion, it is customary to welcome a new member with the rite of baptism. The next day, the minister discovered the rabbi cutting the end off the tailpipe.

The rabbi was fed up with his congregation. So, he decided to skip the services on Yom Kippur, the holiest day on the Jewish calendar, and instead go play golf. Moses was looking down from heaven and saw the rabbi on the golf course. He naturally reported it to God. Moses suggested God punish the rabbi severely. As he watched, Moses saw the rabbi playing the best game he had ever played! The rabbi got a hole-in-one on the toughest hole on the course. Moses turned to God and asked, "I thought you were going to punish him. Do you call this punishment?!" God replied, "Who can he tell?"


Jewish mothers / wives:

My mother once gave me two sweaters for Chanukah. The next time we visited, I made sure to wear one. As we entered her home, instead of the expected smile, she said, "What's the matter? You didn't like the other one?"

A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has been given a part in the school play. "Wonderful," says the mother, "What part is it?" The boy says "I play the part of the Jewish husband!" The mother scowls and says: "Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part!!"


The dutiful Jewish son is sitting at his father's bedside. His father is near death. Father: "Son." Son: "Yes Dad." Father: (weakly) "Son. That smell. Is Mama making my favorite apple strudel?" Son: "Yes Dad." Father: (even weaker) "Ah, if I could just have one more piece of Mama's apple strudel. Would you get me a piece?" Son: "OK, Dad." (Son leaves and walks toward kitchen. After a while the son returns and sits down next to his father again.) Father: "Is that you son?" Son: "Yes Dad." Father: "Did you bring the apple strudel?" Son: "No Dad." Father: "Why? It's my dying wish!" Son: "Well Dad. Mom says the strudel is for after the funeral!"


Here are some with anti-semitic air (only) when told by a non - jew:

A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of the clerics is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from G-d. G-d must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days." The priest replies, "I agree with you completely." "This must be a sign from G-d." The rabbi continues, "And look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break. Surely G-d wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then he hands the bottle to the priest. The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the priest. The priest asks, "Aren't you having any?" The rabbi replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the police."

A rabbi, a priest, and a minister were talking one day. The priest told of an occasion when he was caught in a snowstorm so terrible that he couldn't see a foot in front of him. He was completely confused, unsure even of which direction he needed to walk. He prayed to God, and miraculously, while the storm continued for miles in every direction, he could clearly see his home 20 feet away. The minister told a similar story. He had been out on a small boat when a hurricane struck. There were 40-foot high waves, and the boat was sure to capsize. He prayed to God, and, while the storm continued all around, for several feet in each direction, the sea calmed, and the minister was able to return safely to port. The rabbi, too, had such a story. One Saturday morning, on the way home from the synagogue, he saw a very thick wad of $100 bills on the sidewalk. Of course, since it was Shabbat, the rabbi wasn't able to touch the money. So he prayed to God, and everywhere, for miles in every direction, it was still Shabbat, but for 10 feet around him, it was Thursday.

A rabbi, a priest, and a minister are discussing what they do with donations to their respective religious organizations. The minister says that he draws a circle on the floor, throws the money up in the air, and whatever lands in the circle, he gives to God, and whatever lands outside the circle, he keeps. The priest uses a similar method. He draws the circle, but whatever lands outside the circle, he gives to God, and whatever lands inside, he keeps. The rabbi has a slightly different method of dividing the money. He throws all the money up in the air. Whatever God wants, he keeps...

[Dogbert]

To top it, an Israeli jokes:

A few years ago,a Western Diplomatic,tired of answering questions of the journalists,asked them,in a press meeting, if he could get some answers from them to the following question: I beg you pardon,but ¿what is your opinion about the shortage of meat? A journalist from Poland,stand up and said: I don't understand the question,¿what is meat? A journalist from the USSR also said: I don't understand the question,¿what is opinion? A journalist from USA also said; I don't understand the question : ¡what is shortage ? And ,finally,a journalist from ISRAEL also said: I don't understand the question :¿what does it mean " I beg you pardon ?.

A Frenchman, Englishman and an Israeli sat to dinner with their wives for dinner.
During the dinner, the Englishman asks hs wife: "Could you pass me the sour-sweet souce, sugar ?"
The Frenchman immediately asked his wife "Could you pass me a piece of cake, honney ?"
So the Israeli, who doesn't want to be any different asks his wife: "Could you pass me a steak, cow ?"

And last but not least:

A Frenchman, and American and an Israeli have a mens chat about their sex lives and how they make their wives scream during sex.
The Frenchman starts by telling them about his new washing machine, how he uses this special program, sits his wife on it and as soon as the machine starts to shake, he gets her to such an orgasm she screams like crazy.
The american then tells him about his new V8, how he puts his wife on his car's giant hood and they just have sex on it with the motor on. After a short while his wife is shouting like crazy.
Wel, the Israeli tells them his story, he simply takes his wife, throws her on the bed and has his way with her. "When does she shout ?" ask the American and Frenchman. "oh, that's when I wipe my dick on the curtains" says the Israeli "and oh god how she shouts..."

[Lizzard[MPE]]

geezzz.. i leave for vacation for only a week and look what happens. hehe. who says women dont make the world go round

[DuRaNgO]

hey, here's a blonde/woman one for ya....

The department of motor vehicle is considering outlawing steering column mounted high beam switches and making the floor button type mandatory

Too many blonde women were getting their foot stuck in the steering wheel

[Gurm]

Don't even get me started on blonde jokes.

Q. What's the mating call of a blonde?

A. "I'm soooooo drunk!"

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Q. What's the mating call of an ugly blonde?

A. "I SAID... I'm SOOOOOO DRUNK!"

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Q. What's the mating call of a brunette?

A. "Did that blonde just pass out?"

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Q. What's the mating call of a redhead?

A. "Next!" (Sorry, Julie!)

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Hehe.

- Gurm

[Indiana]

Those jewish-jokes remind me a bit of "Schwaben"-jokes. "Schwaben" are a german tribe (like "Preussen" and the more known "Bayern"), living in the south-west, and they are said to be very stingy.


A Bayer, a Schwabe and a Preusse sit in a bar, all with a glas of beer in front of them. Now a fly falls into the beer. How do they react?

The Preusse looks very disgusted, pushes the glas away and calls: "waiter, bring me a new beer!"

The Bayer takes the fly out of the glas, then puts the glas to his lips and drinks it out with one big gulp.

The Schwabe takes the fly, sets it on the glasses border, puts one finger on the flys back and screams: "Spit it out immediately. All of it!!"