Civ Murc

[Dogbert]

To all CIV players:

We have been residents of murc for quite a while.
I think it's time ot define ourselves according to CIV.

I suppose Ant is a monarch. Are we happy with it ?
Do we want a revolution and a new government ?

What about the "We love Ant day" ?
Does he deserve one ?

What are our scientific advances besides the "See through hype" ?

What wonders did we build except for the great G400 driver for BeOS ?

Do you consider yourself a happy citizen ?

Feel free to add and help us define ourselves as the MURC nation !

[GNEP]

I guess I must be a despot

on my own little island

[Dogbert]

Can't be, you're here so it means you're within our cultural limit, hence - you're one of us.

[GNEP]

damn you. I'm an enslaved despot then ...digging the fields (back to my farming roots )

[Gurm]

Haha. I'd say in Civ terms Ant is more like a Consul than a Monarch.

Let's see...

Our technological advances include:

1. Render Subjects Nude
2. *cough* Headcasting *cough* (and its short-lived black-sheep cousin "ass-casting")
3. Holy Asbestos Armor

Our Wonders are:

1. Matrox Millennium (the original)
2. Matrox Mystique (first high-quality gaming card)
3. Anything with the letters MMS next to its name
4. The union of Holly & Jorden
5. Anything with the word "Rainbow Runner" in its name
6. The impeccable Linux G400 drivers

However, things which are detracting from our Civ score:

1. Manoj
2. Some of those other idiots whose name elude me

- Gurm

[Gurm]

Although... I suppose some might refer to Ant as a ruler of Fanatics... those of us who still have G200's in our machines might qualify...

- Gurm

[Schorsch]

Matroxicism

I think one of the most important achievements of the MURC civilization is Matroxicism (makes its people immune against GeForce benchmark numbers)

[Gurm]

See, like I said - that's an offshoot of fanaticism.

- Gurm