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  • #16
    Oh! No!.... Helevitia is pissed at Manoj.....ROTFLMAO!!!!

    Good ones Elie

    Paul
    "Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself"

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    • #17
      Ohno!



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      • #18
        You know, I really should have seen that coming, but I didn't.
        Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.

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        • #19
          oldie but goodie

          *********************************************
          P = The problem logged by the pilot.
          S = The solution and action taken by the engineers.
          *********************************************
          P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
          S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

          P: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
          S: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.

          P: No. 2 propeller seeping prop fluid.
          S: No. 2 propeller seepage normal. Nos. 1, 3, and 4 propellers
          lack normal seepage.

          P: Something loose in cockpit.
          S: Something tightened in cockpit.

          P: Dead bugs on windshield.
          S: Live bugs on backorder.

          P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-fpm descent.
          S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

          P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
          S: Evidence removed.

          P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
          S: DME volume set to more believable level.

          P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
          S: That's what they're for!

          P: IFF inoperative.
          S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

          P: Suspected crack in windscreen.
          S: Suspect you're right.

          P: Number 3 engine missing.
          S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

          P: Aircraft handles funny.
          S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

          P: Target radar hums.
          S: Reprogrammed target radar with words.

          P: Mouse in cockpit.
          S: Cat installed


          !ON HO
          "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

          "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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          • #20
            Oh No!

            I have been around here long enough to remember a few Oh No threads!

            (just noticed that next month will be 2 years!)

            (The artist formerly known as Kindness!)

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            • #21
              Oh no! Good one KvH! OH NO!!!

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              • #22
                Oh no! A thread without the word SOON™ has become impossible !


                Jörg
                pixar
                Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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                • #23
                  Oh NO! My computer roasted today!

                  Luckily only the diskdrive and powersupply melted away.

                  First my C64 burns out, then my Amiga500 smokes away in blue flames, and now nearly my Duron... am I doing something wrong maybe?
                  There is no weakness, but to cringe and despair because one thinks oneself weak.
                  For so long as one´s will is undefeated one is strong, for so long as the desire for revenge still endures.
                  -Tom Holland, Deliver us from Evil

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                  • #24
                    oh no!

                    Oh No! I'm a murc newbie!
                    Last edited by Guest; 21 March 2002, 11:27.

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                    • #25
                      !ON HO
                      Mini alert!
                      System 1:
                      AMD 1.4 AYJHA-Y factory unlocked @ 1656 with Thermalright SK6 and 7k Delta fan
                      Epox 8K7A
                      2x256mb Micron pc-2100 DDR
                      an AGP port all warmed up and ready to be stuffed full of Parhelia II+
                      SBLIVE 5.1
                      Maxtor 40g 7,200 @ ATA-100
                      IBM 40GB 7,200 @ ATA-100
                      Pinnacle DV Plus firewire
                      3Com Hardware Modem
                      Teac 20/10/40 burner
                      Antec 350w power supply in a Colorcase 303usb Stainless

                      New system: Under development

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                      • #26
                        OhNO! (YoKo)

                        Here's one for us geezers:
                        chuck
                        Chuck
                        秋音的爸爸

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                        • #27
                          Oh Barf... didn't need that particular image floatin in me brain... thx cj
                          "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

                          "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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                          • #28
                            If you can't stand the OhNo!s, get out of the thread.
                            chuck
                            Chuck
                            秋音的爸爸

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                            • #29

                              Whip it!
                              Last edited by DuRaNgO; 21 March 2002, 15:37.
                              System 1:
                              AMD 1.4 AYJHA-Y factory unlocked @ 1656 with Thermalright SK6 and 7k Delta fan
                              Epox 8K7A
                              2x256mb Micron pc-2100 DDR
                              an AGP port all warmed up and ready to be stuffed full of Parhelia II+
                              SBLIVE 5.1
                              Maxtor 40g 7,200 @ ATA-100
                              IBM 40GB 7,200 @ ATA-100
                              Pinnacle DV Plus firewire
                              3Com Hardware Modem
                              Teac 20/10/40 burner
                              Antec 350w power supply in a Colorcase 303usb Stainless

                              New system: Under development

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                              • #30
                                !ON HO
                                Mini alert!
                                Oh NO! Many of the Mighty-MuRCers don't realize that many of us minis are just lurkers!

                                Oh NO! That almost sounded like poetry! Now I'm really frightened!

                                OH NO! vbCode still let's you do attributed quotes, but it's no longer mentioned in the reference!

                                OH NO! That's too many OH NOS!
                                Despite my nickname causing confusion, My name is not Bryce and I'm not a man...

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