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  • Episode 5, the llama strikes back

    "Noooooooooooo!!!!!!", cried Timothy, "I killed you 3 years ago." (Right before Matrox released the G400, making the land green again)

    The black llama telepathicly replied, "Ha, you only thought you disposed of me. I really have been hiding, nibbling away at matrox and it supporters, waiting for the day when I could demolish them and the good they stand for."

    Timothy exclaimed, "So you WERE responsible for the G550, headcasting, the disapperance of matrox video section, and the poor opengl drivers"

    "I see you are finally beginning to understand", the llama returned.

    With that last message, the bumps that appeared on timothy and lizzy began to boil, bursting the skin and causing streams of steam to flow from their fresh wounds.

    Just as timothy was about to pass out from the pain ....
    80% of people think I should be in a Mental Institute

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    • Haig apered again and Timothy felt a rush when his powers raised tenfoldt and he raised a force field that negated the black llamas power!

      Timothy pointed at Lizzie and healed her to (I wont forget the supportin cast ).

      He reached into his backpack and took out a handful of small black things!

      "Black llama!! Eat this" he screamed and throwed them at the Black llama!

      "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH" screamed the black llama and colapsed on the ground!

      "what was that you threw at him?" Lizzie asked timmy

      "It was VIA chips from PCCHIPS moderboards" timmy answered....
      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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      • Unfortunately, timothy was too occupied with rescuing lizzy to realize that the black llama didn't collapse to the ground from death, but from laughter.

        Finally, the black llama announced, "I created those too you fool!!!!" and rose to his feet again.

        ...
        80% of people think I should be in a Mental Institute

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        • "hm.. then try Survive this!" Timothy replied and threw another thing at the NDA!

          It stuck to the NDA and suddenly the ports from hell opened and hiddeous creatures poured fort and dragged the NDA beast with them back to hell!

          "No not Rambus lawyers!!" screamed the NDA

          the foul beasts said random things like:
          "tradmark" "intelectual property" "patent infrigment" and so on.

          "Thy canot defeat me, thou I am one with the Matrox" screamed the beast as he tryed to escape

          "Yadda, yadda, yadda" said Thimothy and the gate closed!

          "is he gone now?" asked Lizzie!

          "hopefully, yes but as long as there is evil in the world there is always the chance that he will be incarnated again" answered Timothy
          If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

          Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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          • The
            End.... haha
            www.lizziemorrison.com

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