Evil Plan Generator

[Dogbert]

My girlfriend came up with this:
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demented Madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Sabotoge United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Animal Minions (rats, birds, etc.) to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Dear God No, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about an Unending Cacophony of Screams. This will all be done from a Amusement Park, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

http://members.tripod.com/%7Emrpuzuzu/plan.html

[GNEP]

LOL

Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Ripe Bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Steal the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Mad Scientists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Demonstrate your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about the Return of the Antichrist. This will all be done from a Fake Mountain, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

gnep

[PAugustin]

LOL

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Famous Actor/Actress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Corporate Suits to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Nightmares, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Floating Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[Strahd]

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Pope (Do I get to choose which pope?). This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Ripe Bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Dark Gunslinger?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Town's Water Supply. This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Floating Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[Guru]

Oh my GAWD check out stage 2!!!

Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Sadistic Fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about Rivers that Run Red with Blood. This will all be done from a Fake Mountain, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[GT98]

Damn site was down all day heres mine:

Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Robotic Exoskeleton?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of New York. This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with All that is wrong with the world, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Armies of Destruction, bringing about the Return of the Antichrist. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[Lizzard[MPE]]

yeah thats right fuzzy bunnies.. mean english teachers.. & big weather machines..

Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Famous Actor/Actress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Supervillain Costume with Gimmicks?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Pyramids of Giza. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Demonstrate your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Medieval Castle, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

[Lizzard[MPE]]

Scott.. i'm now worried about u. lol

[Lizzard[MPE]]

Originally posted by Guru

To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Pope

haha

[KvHagedorn]

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Incapacitate a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Steal the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of the Undead to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Secret Death Ray, bringing about the End of All Things. This will all be done from a Space Station, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.


BWAHAHAHAHA!

[KvHagedorn]

Don't forget to visit here for more helpful hints:

http://evil-guide.tripod.com/

[Novdid]

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Town Mascot. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Hired Goons to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[Dilitante1]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Expose a Town Mascot. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice,
stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why
do they look so good as a Dark Gunslinger?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Sabotoge the Grand Canyon. This will cause countless hordes of Corporate Suits to flock to you,
begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Rage, as lesser men whisper your
name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about Rivers that Run Red with Blood. This
will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald
the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[Liquid Snake]

Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demented Madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Dark Gunslinger?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of New York. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Corporate Takeover, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.