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UK TV Bloopers
>MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle a male astronomer
for warmth during BBC1's eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out
>there, they're rubbing each other and he's come in his shorts."
>
>HERE is Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and
>his caddie Fanny
>Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick
likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
>
>ULRIKA Jonsson was a humble GMTV weathergirl talking about
>snowfall when she revealed: "I had a good eight inches last night."
>
>LORRAINE Kelly on GMTV: "This year's hairstyle is called a shag and
>our resident stylist is here to give our model one."
>
> MIKE Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
>"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."
>
>Richard Whiteley asking Carol Vorderman to display a word on Countdown:
> "Ah, 'erection', let's see it up please Carol."
>
>DAVID Dickinson, talking about an antique door-knocker on Bargain Hunt,
> said to expert Nigel Smith: "You're a bit of a knockers man."
"Yes," he replied. "I've come across quite a few in my time."
>
>HERE is Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith
Keppel
on This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in
bed last night."
>
>ROSS King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well
Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."
>
> BEATRICE Hillyer was discussing the availability of fresh water in
> Baghdad when she informed TVam viewers: "Just after the
liberation, I was getting it twice a day in my hotel room."
>
CRICKETER Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire
> match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft
hands hejust tossed it off."
>
>JAMES Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked:
>"What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"
>
>Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better
today
> after a 69."
>
> STEVE Cram covering the men's 200 metres at the World Athletics
> Championships: "Pumping away, Marlon Devonish has got the Olympic
>champion inside him."
>
>CHAIN Letters host Allan Stewart was discussing a 6ft 5in contestant
> called Richard when he told two women competitors: "That's enough
Dick for both of you."
>
>EXPERT David Batty was examining a bowl with a pineapple-shaped lid
>on Antiques Roadshow when he exclaimed: "This is the most magical,
>wonderful knob I have ever seen."
>
> CARENZA Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time
>Team Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."
>
for warmth during BBC1's eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out
>there, they're rubbing each other and he's come in his shorts."
>
>HERE is Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and
>his caddie Fanny
>Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick
likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
>
>ULRIKA Jonsson was a humble GMTV weathergirl talking about
>snowfall when she revealed: "I had a good eight inches last night."
>
>LORRAINE Kelly on GMTV: "This year's hairstyle is called a shag and
>our resident stylist is here to give our model one."
>
> MIKE Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
>"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."
>
>Richard Whiteley asking Carol Vorderman to display a word on Countdown:
> "Ah, 'erection', let's see it up please Carol."
>
>DAVID Dickinson, talking about an antique door-knocker on Bargain Hunt,
> said to expert Nigel Smith: "You're a bit of a knockers man."
"Yes," he replied. "I've come across quite a few in my time."
>
>HERE is Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith
Keppel
on This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in
bed last night."
>
>ROSS King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well
Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."
>
> BEATRICE Hillyer was discussing the availability of fresh water in
> Baghdad when she informed TVam viewers: "Just after the
liberation, I was getting it twice a day in my hotel room."
>
CRICKETER Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire
> match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft
hands hejust tossed it off."
>
>JAMES Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked:
>"What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"
>
>Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better
today
> after a 69."
>
> STEVE Cram covering the men's 200 metres at the World Athletics
> Championships: "Pumping away, Marlon Devonish has got the Olympic
>champion inside him."
>
>CHAIN Letters host Allan Stewart was discussing a 6ft 5in contestant
> called Richard when he told two women competitors: "That's enough
Dick for both of you."
>
>EXPERT David Batty was examining a bowl with a pineapple-shaped lid
>on Antiques Roadshow when he exclaimed: "This is the most magical,
>wonderful knob I have ever seen."
>
> CARENZA Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time
>Team Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."
>