So, what do you use to bribe Canadian people?

[impact]

After readind the whole espionage thread I am sitting here just wondering what's their weak spot or something like that? I know Germans respond well to large quantities of beer, French people are susceptible to food and Englishmen never say no to large amount of money. The question is, when trying to acquire the next gen Matrox card info, what would be the best bet?

I'm guessing some kind of food-money mixture might do the trick, but suggestions are welcome. And blackmail ideas, too.

[cbman]

Our National Symbol is a Beaver, "wink"

I will let you take it from there.. LOL

[RichL]

Wood??

On a different tangent I read a bit on BBC news saying the Canuckdian Navy had bought four of the Royal Navy's old diesel submarines which had been sitting in mothballs for years.
Aparently they leak and some of the equipment was jammed and had to be freed up with a hockey stick.
The mind boggles why anyone, even a Canadian, would carry a hockey stick on board a submarine.

[Jon P. Inghram]

If they get stuck in a ice field somewhere up north they can have something to do I guess.

[impact]

beaver... oh I see... Winona Ryder would do the trick

[DirtFarmer]

French Fries, Cheese Curds, topped with lotsa Gravey.

[DirtFarmer]

...and some money would definately help

[KvHagedorn]

I know Germans respond well to large quantities of beer

Shouldn't this work at least as well on Canadians?

Actually we are talking about Canadiens of the French variety, so perhaps you could use food in conjunction with copious quantities of beer.. maybe a juicy steak smothered in wine sauce and a case of ice cold Molson.

[Dr Mordrid]

For French Canadians you need to use wine, and lots of it.

Dr. Mordrid

[ZokesPro]

As a candian myself, give us all your beautiful women! (keyword: beaver) Then buy us some beer, has to be cold! After that I think we should be happy, oh yeah, turn the channel to a hockey game, or porn.

[Jammrock]

Just give them a tuc (sp?), a beer and a porno and they'll be satisfied.

Jammrock

[MadScot]

Then buy us some beer, has to be cold!

Cant you just put it outside for a few minutes?

[Strahd]

Beaver will do nicely.

Cant you just put it outside for a few minutes?

If you want a popsicle maybe.

Aparently they leak and some of the equipment was jammed and had to be freed up with a hockey stick.
The mind boggles why anyone, even a Canadian, would carry a hockey stick on board a submarine.

Who the hell needs a Swiss Army knife when you have a hockey stick.

[agallag]

beaver... oh I see... Winona Ryder would do the trick

Is that some kind of Primus reference?

Just give them a tuc (sp?)

It's spelled touque

Shouldn't this (beer) work at least as well on Canadians?

Yes

Cant you just put it outside for a few minutes?

The southern tip of Ontario is farther south than the northern border of California. We actually hit 90F degrees in mid april this year. We quite often break 100F in the summer. It's a bitch keeping the igloo from melting

Who the hell needs a Swiss Army knife when you have a hockey stick.

Never underestimate the usefulness of a hockey stick. They're also good at putting maimed baby bunnies out of their misery. It's probably better if you don't ask about that one

[impact]

Indeed it is... Wynona's Big Brown Beaver is one of their songs...