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  • #1

    Faasttalkingidiot

    At work we are haunted by a customer that speaks like this:
    Customer:
    Hi!Iwasinyesterdaywiththisprinterandinkcartridgedr illholewontworkhowmuchtoexpensivecanyoar'nttherany wayelse

    Me: (noticing the big drilled holes in the inkcartridge in his bjc200) You say it won't work?

    C: Yeswewerreojfhfiopdjhifopgjhiopfsomethingbutitstil knraigherughsaidthatweshouldandhenspeakwithhimishe her?

    Me: (not really understanding what he want's) My Boss is on lunch and /*name of sales person*/ is having the day off!

    C:buthesaidthatíklöfobmombdpmopcouldfix

    After about 15 minutes of this he finaly left.....

    I still don't really know what it was that he wanted
    He seems to both eat his own words and try to break a record in speedspeaking....

    It is irittating as ....
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."
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  • #2
    Just punch him.

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    • #3
      Good Idea Ant!
      But it is unfortunatly only in my dreams
      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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      • #4
        Use a crowbar?

        Jammrock
        “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
        –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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        • #5
          Unfortunately these same people are on the 'net and typing like they never heard of punctuation.

          Got a question by email from one the other day that ran on for almost two printed pages without hardly a period or comma.

          Sheesh....

          Dr. Mordrid
          Dr. Mordrid
          ----------------------------
          An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

          I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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          • #6
            Dr Morbid,

            Its worse when you get a paragraph of phonetic short hand (with numbers) WITH no punctuation either.
            80% of people think I should be in a Mental Institute

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            • #7
              That too.....

              Then there are those that prefer to write in Cryptic C

              Dr. Mordrid
              Dr. Mordrid
              ----------------------------
              An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

              I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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              • #8
                Biggest problem I have where I work is People who's English consist solely of "I don't understand". You never know what there problem is still they eventually go away.
                Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
                Weather nut and sad git.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by The PIT
                  Biggest problem I have where I work is People who's English consist solely of "I don't understand". You never know what there problem is still they eventually go away.
                  And then the problem is gone

                  We have a bunch of them to

                  And they usualy have tvo or more interperators

                  And still don't get it!
                  If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                  Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                  • #10
                    He was here again!
                    He needed to get his pasport picture on the web....
                    That's how much I was able to understand from 30 minutes of complex noisemaking.
                    He don't seem to speak more like grunting.....
                    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                    • #11
                      Urr, Urr, URRR, Urr Urr,
                      Urrr, Ur, Ur, URrrrr, URr,
                      Urr, Urr, Urr, Urr, Urr

                      A bit like that huh
                      80% of people think I should be in a Mental Institute

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                      • #12
                        I just found out that we are neighbors

                        What a nightmare
                        If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                        Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                        • #13
                          ROFL!

                          And isn't it ironic, don't ya think *sing

                          AZ
                          There's an Opera in my macbook.

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