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GeForce 5 squares up to Parhelia
2 GeForce5s walk into a bar in Quebec, and see a Parhelia in the corner. The Parhelia comes up to them and says,
"Here's a die. Roll 1 to 5 and I'll whoop your ass."
The GeForce says,
"What happens if I roll a six?"
Parhelia responds with a displacement mapped grin surrounding the NVIDIA TwinPoo,
"A six my little toy? Roll a six and you get another roll!"
(I've just been reminded about this die joke in another thread. Get your GeForce jokes in - or are is the GF series a big enough joke already?
)
P.
PS: Posting NVIDIA's upcoming press release which notes that 10-bit GigaColor Technology, Hardware Displacement Mapping (HDM) et al are not needed in a current graphics toy is not allowed
"Here's a die. Roll 1 to 5 and I'll whoop your ass."
The GeForce says,
"What happens if I roll a six?"
Parhelia responds with a displacement mapped grin surrounding the NVIDIA TwinPoo,
"A six my little toy? Roll a six and you get another roll!"
(I've just been reminded about this die joke in another thread. Get your GeForce jokes in - or are is the GF series a big enough joke already?
)P.
PS: Posting NVIDIA's upcoming press release which notes that 10-bit GigaColor Technology, Hardware Displacement Mapping (HDM) et al are not needed in a current graphics toy is not allowed
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