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Unfortunately, it took getting beaten up, then finding a she-male before I got laid
Unfortunately, it took getting beaten up, then finding a she-male before I got laid
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i gave it up when the wife moved out @5 years ago
after a while you dont miss it
Better to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it
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Oh yes you do becuase you realise how much out of practise you are.Originally posted by Dilitante1
iafter a while you dont miss it
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lol
only if given the oppourtunity
Better to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it
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You will always get the opertunity it depends how choosy you are.
Getting over things takes a long time. My problem is I see friends as friends and I don't like taking advantage.
I also don't trust outsiders very much and so far my caution has proven right.
A few weeks ago I was on about a lass I passed on but since then I met her friends and what a load of trash. Sorry no thanks I'll be telling her to get rid all the time.
The best miss was a work I never knew she split up with her boyfriend otherwise I'd moved in unfortunatley one my workmates has moved in literaly. Still I always beat him on football bets being a Sheffield Wednesday fan. Okay he's getting laid I can wait.Comment
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Oh man Dil, You must be to the point where you are beating off fantasizing about the last time you beat off.Originally posted by Dilitante1
i gave it up when the wife moved out @5 years ago
after a while you dont miss it
DaveLadies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.Comment
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LOL!
Originally posted by Helevitia
Oh man Dil, You must be to the point where you are beating off fantasizing about the last time you beat off.
Dave
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless..
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ahh
NOPE
-one limp pickleBetter to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it
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Take the quiz m8!Originally posted by Dilitante1
ahh
NOPE
-one limp pickle
Last edited by Guru; 24 May 2002, 15:38.According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...Comment
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Yes! It's MY big oppatuna-ti! Keep it Real!
Who is General Failiure and why is he reading my drive?
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Powercolor Radeon 9700np, Asus A7N8X mobo bios ver. 1007UBER, AthlonXP2800+@3200+ (200 Mhz fsb, 2.2 Ghz) on TT Silent Storm, 2*256Mb Kingston HyperX PC3500 DDR-RAM, 19" Samsung 959NF monitor, Pioneer A04 DVD-RW, Two WD800 80 GB HDD's, IBM Deskstar 40 GBComment
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Don't need the game. Got 4 kids from 4 to 25 and still practicing to get it perfect
Dr. MordridDr. Mordrid
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I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fpsComment
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Hehe. If only it was this easy in real life.Comment
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YES!!!
Of course, I always go for the asian first
System 1:
AMD 1.4 AYJHA-Y factory unlocked @ 1656 with Thermalright SK6 and 7k Delta fan
Epox 8K7A
2x256mb Micron pc-2100 DDR
an AGP port all warmed up and ready to be stuffed full of Parhelia II+
SBLIVE 5.1
Maxtor 40g 7,200 @ ATA-100
IBM 40GB 7,200 @ ATA-100
Pinnacle DV Plus firewire
3Com Hardware Modem
Teac 20/10/40 burner
Antec 350w power supply in a Colorcase 303usb Stainless
New system: Under developmentComment
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