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Religious orthodox jewish joke
An engaged man comes to his rabi to hear his advice about the wedding.
In the end of the conversation the rabi asks the man whether he had any other questions he's like to ask.
After some hesitation, the man asks "I know it's unorthodox for men and women to dance together, but I'd like to receive your permition to dance with my fiancee".
"No way" says the rabi, it's unmodest for men and women to dance together, they must be separated.
"And after the ceremony, can I dance with my newly wed wife ?"
-"No way" says the rabi.
"But sir, if I'm allowed to know (biblically) my wife after the ceremony, why can't I dance with her ???"
-"Sex is one of the commandments - multiply and fill the land," explans the rabi "mixed dancing is blapsemy"
"Can we try different positions ?" asks the man
-"No problem, it's a commandment!"
"Even the one the heretics call 'doggy style' ?"
-"Ofcourse, for the sake of bringing children, allowed and commanded !"
"Even with leather clothes, erotic oils, vibrators and pornographic videos ?"
-"Allowed, allowed, allowed, this is the commandment !"
"Can we do it standing ?"
-"No no no !!!" screams the rabi, "Forbidden !!!"
"But why ???"
-"This might lead to dance !"
In the end of the conversation the rabi asks the man whether he had any other questions he's like to ask.
After some hesitation, the man asks "I know it's unorthodox for men and women to dance together, but I'd like to receive your permition to dance with my fiancee".
"No way" says the rabi, it's unmodest for men and women to dance together, they must be separated.
"And after the ceremony, can I dance with my newly wed wife ?"
-"No way" says the rabi.
"But sir, if I'm allowed to know (biblically) my wife after the ceremony, why can't I dance with her ???"
-"Sex is one of the commandments - multiply and fill the land," explans the rabi "mixed dancing is blapsemy"
"Can we try different positions ?" asks the man
-"No problem, it's a commandment!"
"Even the one the heretics call 'doggy style' ?"
-"Ofcourse, for the sake of bringing children, allowed and commanded !"
"Even with leather clothes, erotic oils, vibrators and pornographic videos ?"
-"Allowed, allowed, allowed, this is the commandment !"
"Can we do it standing ?"
-"No no no !!!" screams the rabi, "Forbidden !!!"
"But why ???"
-"This might lead to dance !"
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