Geography Lessons

[Strahd]

Geography of women

• Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia.
  She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
  
• Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.
  Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.
  
• Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain.
  Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
  
• Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina.
  She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
  
• Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq.
  She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
  
• Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada.
  Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.
  
• Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia.
  With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
  
• After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan.
  Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
  

The Geography of a Man

• Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe
  Ruled by a dick.

[Indiana]

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