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  • Why won't we read the manual?

    It's an old joke, but a spokesman for Gateway swears it's true -- that the computer maker's technical help line once got a call from a new purchaser complaining that her teacup kept slipping out of the computer's cup holder.

    The reason, of course: The "cup holder" was the tray that slides out to hold a CD-ROM.

    And so it has come to this: Americans buy the most sophisticated computers, the coolest digital cameras, the most advanced automobiles, the most versatile cell phones and handheld organizers, and then... and then we forget, or decline, or flat out refuse, to read the directions. Owner's manuals, care guides, how-to directories? No, thanks.

    There are lots of theories about why, but one thing is certain: The situation is driving manufacturers nuts -- and costing them, and eventually all of us, money.

    Consider Lee Battaglia of Vienna. He never reads directions for the computer and camera gear he buys. "It's too time-consuming and I'm impatient," the retired photographer said. "I'd rather watch someone else doing it and then I can ask why." And there's Fairfax schoolteacher Pam Grainer: "I'm a hands-on person; I learn by doing." Both would rather pay to take a course to learn how to use their new computers than do it on their own, from the detailed manual.
    According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

  • #2
    I've sometimes straight up had to tell customers that call in that they need to read their help files or their manual. They get pissed when we tell them that, but we can't be their babysitter and have a 3 hour call where we walk them through on how to use the internet and their computer...

    When I first started using the computer, it was a lot of trial and error to learn, but I also read A LOT on things to learn what I was doing. People have just become lazy.
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    • #3
      I have to admit, that I nearly never RTFM, but if I don't get something done via trail and error (most things are selfexplanatory anyways, onced you've used quite some different computer-systems and/or programs), I first resort to the manual.

      Calling support and not even having had one single look at the manuals is just stupid. Such people really deserve the common support "quality" (that is, having to wait for minutes at the telephone, hearing some stupid melody for a quite big charge per minute - only to finally get a "marketing" person on the line, that knows less than you do yourself).
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      • #4
        Good info!

        Now I might be able to convince my boss that I don't have to write manuals.....
        If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

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        • #5
          At least for me, I learn better by doing it. I'll reference the manual if I flat out can't figure it out, but I RARELY ever read the instructions first.

          Jammrock
          “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
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          • #6
            Ah the Manuel that thing on CD that you can't read becuase the motherboard won't start up.
            The only time I read anything is when the darn thing doesn't work.
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            • #7
              here in leb we have a joke about technology and the tech iliterate....

              SON: dad i have a Video of my graduation....
              DAD: Great! use your modem to conect to your email and then fax it to my TV


              but honestly the efectivness of the joke is lost in the translation from arabic....
              "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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              • #8
                I guess I'm a rare breed, I almost always read the manual. I find it very insightful.
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                (you heard from me first!)

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                • #9
                  For everything non-computer and non audio-video equipment, I read the manual before hand. For anything computer or audio-video equipment related that I have no clue abou, I read the manual. If I have have even half an idea whats going on, I just install/use the software/hardware. When I have problems, I read the manual frequently while it is installing. But then again with computers for the most part, I know what I am doing. Most of these idiots expect a computer to be as easy as a phone when it is more like an automoble in terms of care.

                  Edit:
                  Most people don't read the manual because they have little or no reasoning ability or common sense. Just look at Computer Stupidities. That and the words hurt their eyes!
                  Last edited by High_Jumbllama; 14 June 2002, 11:25.

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                  • #10
                    We don't need no Stinkin Manuals!!!!!


                    Ok, maybe if they have pictures....And maybe if they put pictures of "Booth Babes" in them

                    Paul
                    "Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself"

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                    • #11
                      I always thought it was a "guy" thing.
                      Just like most guys I know (me included) hate to make 'U-turns" or pull over to ask directions.
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                      • #12
                        I like to ask for directions...

                        ME: Hi, I'm looking for [enter location], could you help?
                        BOOTH BABE: Oh, yeah, you go...
                        ME: Thanks...

                        Move to next booth.

                        ME: Hi, I'm looking for [enter location], could you help?
                        BOOTH BABE: Oh, yeah, you go...
                        ME: Thanks...




                        Jeff
                        -We stop learning when We die, and some
                        people just don't know They're dead yet!

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                        • #13
                          i read all manuals now. after being part of the Murray Tech support team for lawnmowers, snowblowers, and go-carts.

                          people drove me crazy with that shit. so i know better now.
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