"How to Twist Your Turds"

[Maggi]

http://www.turdtwister.com/?ref=19&sid=100

How It Works

The Turd Twister is designed to fit comfortably up your butt during your morning constitutional. Insert the Extruder Ring, hold it tenderly between your butt cheeks, and let nature take its course. Now you can take advantage of sophisticated Turd Twister extrusion technology to craft incredible excremental designs whenever you like!

Imagine the beauty of your turd as it passes through the great designer patterns. And the Turd Twister's advanced design and breakthrough material specifications mean successful turds every time. Simply insert the apparatus, take a dump, and watch the results! Fun for the whole family!

Happy turding y'all !

[Rakido]

would buy, if it had a 'parhelia' template


Rakido

[Greebe]

LOL... and to think a couple of decades ago we all thought a very strange but very cool friend of ours was nutz when his idea for the same thing was nothing more than a Lazy Susan attached to the toilet seat was a wacky idea!

Give new meaning to S(h)it-n-Spin!

[Guru]

Check out the manual!

Troubleshooting:

Problem:
"The device flew out of my ass while I was taking a dump. What's wrong?"

Probable cause and solution:
- You may have too much or improper lubrication. Remove the device and wipe it down with a dish towel. If lubrication is desired, we recommend saliva only.
- Excess gas can cause the device to rocket across the room. Refer to the "Dietary Concerns" section of this manual.
- Your sphincter may have abnormally expanded. Immediately discontinue use and consult a physician.
... continued in the manual

[Strahd]

A gingerbread turd?

[Lizzard[MPE]]

that is so the funniest thing ive read for awhile

[TdB]

Great for special occasion gifts: marriage/divorce, dating/breaking up, golf tourneys, gift for the boss (you get the picture).

LOL

[ZokesPro]

A poopie device eh? Where's Gurm when you need him???

Hehe, disgustingly funny device!

Seriously though, that manual is funny!!!!!

[ZokesPro]

Re: "How to Twist Your Turds"

Originally posted by Maggi
http://www.turdtwister.com/?ref=19&sid=100

Happy turding y'all !

Happy turding indeed!