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  • #1

    Blue or Red moon crystals needed!

    I recived this email today:
    Hello,

    If you are in possession of blue or red time warping moon crystals,
    I need some! Please make me an offer. Please send a (separate email) Email me at: dirtbikel12@aol.com

    13475

    Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (jack@gte.net) on Tuesday, June 11, 19102 at 23:51:58
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    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."
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  • #2
    Err....

    Uhm, well, I'd reply and say I have them, see what offer you receive for them.

    While doing it, keep in mind Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

    Think you're the French in the castle...

    FRENCH GUARD: Allo! Who is eet?
    ARTHUR: It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the Round Table.
    Whose castle is this?
    FRENCH GUARD: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard.
    ARTHUR: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a
    sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he
    can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
    FRENCH GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen.
    Uh, he's already got one, you see.

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    • #3
      I got exactly the same message however I've decided to keep mine, they are not for sale.
      I shall wait until I recieve a few more offers, a bidding war should result in a better price for me.

      Well, at least it's more interesting to get these kind of messages rather than the usual "Get your Viagra online here".
      It cost one penny to cross, or one hundred gold pieces if you had a billygoat.
      Trolls might not be quick thinkers but they don't forget in a hurry, either

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      • #4
        I've got a better idea !!!

        Put some blue or red time warping moon crystals for sale on ebay !!!

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