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  • #1

    The Thread of Boredom

    Yeah, yeah, I'm bored. Anyone got any interesting links, ideas, pranks, jokes, etc, post em here. I'm stuck at work till midnight so could use a good laugh or something interesting to look at.

    P.S. I don't get to play any night golf tonight.
    System Specs:
    Gigabyte 8INXP - Pentium 4 2.8@3.4 - 1GB Corsair 3200 XMS - Enermax 550W PSU - 2 80GB WDs 8MB cache in RAID 0 array - 36GB Seagate 15.3K SCSI boot drive - ATI AIW 9700 - M-Audio Revolution - 16x Pioneer DVD slot load - Lite-On 48x24x48x CD-RW - Logitech MX700 - Koolance PC2-601BW case - Cambridge MegaWorks 550s - Mitsubishi 2070SB 22" CRT

    Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
    May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
    Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
    And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz,
    just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
    For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.
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  • #2
    LMAO. Ok I'll start. Pic Subject....Which Cat Stole my Drugs?
    System Specs:
    Gigabyte 8INXP - Pentium 4 2.8@3.4 - 1GB Corsair 3200 XMS - Enermax 550W PSU - 2 80GB WDs 8MB cache in RAID 0 array - 36GB Seagate 15.3K SCSI boot drive - ATI AIW 9700 - M-Audio Revolution - 16x Pioneer DVD slot load - Lite-On 48x24x48x CD-RW - Logitech MX700 - Koolance PC2-601BW case - Cambridge MegaWorks 550s - Mitsubishi 2070SB 22" CRT

    Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
    May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
    Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
    And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz,
    just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
    For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.

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    • #3
      LOL Thats Funny!


      Here's alittle joke someone sent me in an e-mail

      A man takes the day off work and
      decides to go out golfing.
      He is on the second hole when he
      notices a frog sitting next to
      the green.
      He thinks nothing of it and is
      about to shoot when he
      hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."

      The man looks around and doesn't
      see anyone. Again, he
      hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks
      at the frog and decides to
      prove the frog wrong, puts the
      club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

      Boom!
      He hits it 10 inches from the
      cup. He is shocked. He says
      to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.

      You must be a lucky frog, eh?

      The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
      The man decides to take the frog
      with him to the next hole.

      "What do you think frog?" the
      man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."

      The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
      Boom! Hole in one. The
      man is befuddled and doesn't know
      what to say. By the end
      of the day, the man golfed the
      best game of golf in his life and
      asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
      The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas.

      " They go to Las Vegas
      and the guy says, "OK frog, now
      what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon
      approaching the roulette table, The man
      asks, "What do you think I should
      bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit
      $3000, black 6."

      Now, this is a
      million-to-one shot to win, but
      after the golf game the man
      figures what the heck.

      Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

      The man takes his winnings and
      buys the best room in the
      hotel. He sits the frog down and
      says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
      You've won me all this money and
      I am forever grateful."

      The frog replies,
      "Ribbit Kiss Me."

      He figures why not,
      since after all the frog did for
      him, he deserves it. With a
      kiss, the frog turns into a
      gorgeous 15-year-old girl.

      "And that, your honor, is how the girl
      ended up in my room."

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      • #4
        NOta golf joke, thats my score

        A vacationing penguin is driving down the road on a hot summer day when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

        After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin, he decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big vanilla ice cream cone and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

        After finishing his ice cream and getting it all over himself, he goes back to the gas station, and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and replies, "It looks like you blew a seal."

        "No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

        Oboy
        Time to make the wafers!
        Oboy Inside!

        intel P4 2.26 @ 2.957Ghz

        "Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of
        jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."

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        • #5
          Don't know what it is about the cats tonight....

          System Specs:
          Gigabyte 8INXP - Pentium 4 2.8@3.4 - 1GB Corsair 3200 XMS - Enermax 550W PSU - 2 80GB WDs 8MB cache in RAID 0 array - 36GB Seagate 15.3K SCSI boot drive - ATI AIW 9700 - M-Audio Revolution - 16x Pioneer DVD slot load - Lite-On 48x24x48x CD-RW - Logitech MX700 - Koolance PC2-601BW case - Cambridge MegaWorks 550s - Mitsubishi 2070SB 22" CRT

          Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
          May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
          Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
          And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz,
          just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
          For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.

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          • #6
            Too... bored... to... type...
            Asus P2B-LS, Celeron Tualatin 1.3Ghz (PowerLeap adapter), 256Mb PC100 CAS 2, Matrox Millenium G400 DualHead AGP, RainbowRunner G-series, Creative PC-DVD Dxr2, HP CD-RW 9200i, Quantum V 9Gb SCSI HD, Maxtor 20Gb Ultra-66 HD (52049U4), Soundblaster Audigy, ViewSonic PS790 19", Win2k (SP2)

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            • #7
              Hehe, I can't stop....

              System Specs:
              Gigabyte 8INXP - Pentium 4 2.8@3.4 - 1GB Corsair 3200 XMS - Enermax 550W PSU - 2 80GB WDs 8MB cache in RAID 0 array - 36GB Seagate 15.3K SCSI boot drive - ATI AIW 9700 - M-Audio Revolution - 16x Pioneer DVD slot load - Lite-On 48x24x48x CD-RW - Logitech MX700 - Koolance PC2-601BW case - Cambridge MegaWorks 550s - Mitsubishi 2070SB 22" CRT

              Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
              May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
              Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
              And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz,
              just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
              For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.

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              • #8
                When I get bored, I get very lazy. I just cant be bothered to leave my coimputer. Cent even be bothered to fix my typos... ARGH!

                MadScot
                Asus P2B-LS, Celeron Tualatin 1.3Ghz (PowerLeap adapter), 256Mb PC100 CAS 2, Matrox Millenium G400 DualHead AGP, RainbowRunner G-series, Creative PC-DVD Dxr2, HP CD-RW 9200i, Quantum V 9Gb SCSI HD, Maxtor 20Gb Ultra-66 HD (52049U4), Soundblaster Audigy, ViewSonic PS790 19", Win2k (SP2)

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                • #9
                  I'm even too bored and lazy to leave this thread...

                  MadScot
                  Asus P2B-LS, Celeron Tualatin 1.3Ghz (PowerLeap adapter), 256Mb PC100 CAS 2, Matrox Millenium G400 DualHead AGP, RainbowRunner G-series, Creative PC-DVD Dxr2, HP CD-RW 9200i, Quantum V 9Gb SCSI HD, Maxtor 20Gb Ultra-66 HD (52049U4), Soundblaster Audigy, ViewSonic PS790 19", Win2k (SP2)

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                  • #10
                    Agghhhh.....can't....stop.....posting pics...

                    System Specs:
                    Gigabyte 8INXP - Pentium 4 2.8@3.4 - 1GB Corsair 3200 XMS - Enermax 550W PSU - 2 80GB WDs 8MB cache in RAID 0 array - 36GB Seagate 15.3K SCSI boot drive - ATI AIW 9700 - M-Audio Revolution - 16x Pioneer DVD slot load - Lite-On 48x24x48x CD-RW - Logitech MX700 - Koolance PC2-601BW case - Cambridge MegaWorks 550s - Mitsubishi 2070SB 22" CRT

                    Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
                    May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
                    Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
                    And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz,
                    just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
                    For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.

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                    • #11
                      Ok, ok, last one (maybe....).

                      System Specs:
                      Gigabyte 8INXP - Pentium 4 2.8@3.4 - 1GB Corsair 3200 XMS - Enermax 550W PSU - 2 80GB WDs 8MB cache in RAID 0 array - 36GB Seagate 15.3K SCSI boot drive - ATI AIW 9700 - M-Audio Revolution - 16x Pioneer DVD slot load - Lite-On 48x24x48x CD-RW - Logitech MX700 - Koolance PC2-601BW case - Cambridge MegaWorks 550s - Mitsubishi 2070SB 22" CRT

                      Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
                      May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
                      Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
                      And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz,
                      just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
                      For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.

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                      • #12
                        Aaaaaaa!!!! The setting sun is shining right on my monitor! I guess I will need to move after all. So much for lethargy...

                        MadScot
                        Asus P2B-LS, Celeron Tualatin 1.3Ghz (PowerLeap adapter), 256Mb PC100 CAS 2, Matrox Millenium G400 DualHead AGP, RainbowRunner G-series, Creative PC-DVD Dxr2, HP CD-RW 9200i, Quantum V 9Gb SCSI HD, Maxtor 20Gb Ultra-66 HD (52049U4), Soundblaster Audigy, ViewSonic PS790 19", Win2k (SP2)

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                        • #13
                          Aggghh....one hour and 15 min....hhheeeelllpppp!!!
                          System Specs:
                          Gigabyte 8INXP - Pentium 4 2.8@3.4 - 1GB Corsair 3200 XMS - Enermax 550W PSU - 2 80GB WDs 8MB cache in RAID 0 array - 36GB Seagate 15.3K SCSI boot drive - ATI AIW 9700 - M-Audio Revolution - 16x Pioneer DVD slot load - Lite-On 48x24x48x CD-RW - Logitech MX700 - Koolance PC2-601BW case - Cambridge MegaWorks 550s - Mitsubishi 2070SB 22" CRT

                          Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
                          May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
                          Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
                          And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz,
                          just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
                          For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.

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                          • #14
                            More along the cat theme...

                            http://members.cox.net/rotareneg/stuff/TeasingCat.mpeg

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                            • #15
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