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  • #16
    A friend of mine ("mate" to those in the UK) was visiting me from London last weekend, and we went to a few bars. In one of the bars, a really drunk guy come over:

    Drunk guy: "Hey! You English?
    Friend: "Yeah..."
    DG: "You know, if it weren't for us Yanks, you'd all be speaking German! What do you think of that!?!"
    F: "Well, if it weren't for us, you wouldn't be speaking English!"

    The drunk guy didn't get it...

    MadScot
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    • #17
      no matrox, no matroxusers.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by MadScot
        A friend of mine ("mate" to those in the UK) was visiting me from London last weekend, and we went to a few bars. In one of the bars, a really drunk guy come over:

        Drunk guy: "Hey! You English?
        Friend: "Yeah..."
        DG: "You know, if it weren't for us Yanks, you'd all be speaking German! What do you think of that!?!"
        F: "Well, if it weren't for us, you wouldn't be speaking English!"

        The drunk guy didn't get it...

        MadScot
        He obviously didn’t think his brain was enough damaged by alcohol so he tried to get your friend to finish the job!
        If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

        Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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