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Clever signs
Sign over a gynaecologist's office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
On a Plumbers truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company
in NE Pennsylvania:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blow-out."
Door of a plastic surgeon's office:
"Let us pick your nose."
On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a non-smoking area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
On a taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
In a podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
On a fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet
miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming."
In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry.
Come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At the entrance to a sperm bank:
"The customer always comes first"
At the exit of the same bank:
"Thank you for coming, please come again."
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
On a Plumbers truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company
in NE Pennsylvania:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blow-out."
Door of a plastic surgeon's office:
"Let us pick your nose."
On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a non-smoking area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
On a taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
In a podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
On a fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet
miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming."
In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry.
Come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At the entrance to a sperm bank:
"The customer always comes first"
At the exit of the same bank:
"Thank you for coming, please come again."
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