I've heard this before.

[The PIT]

I hear that Italy is having a drought. Water is running out the rivers are drying up and 40% of water is also leaking away. The experts are saying that it's going to get dryer.
Hold on expert said the same about Britain in the early 90's. Rivers would never run again the country would dry up. Guess what it hasn't happened.

[Drizzt]

Not all Italy is having a drought, only the suth part of it 'cause:
1) the south of Italy is really hot
2) the south of Italy is full of water that is used to irrigate the sea so population has to buy water from Mafia.

[Gurm]

They say we're having a drought around here, too. But it's wet all the time. *shrug*

- Gurm

[Drizzt]

HEY!
We are not having a drought, after all...

In the last two days police did find the water. Someone had stolen it directly from the pipes to make a private lake and later sell water to nearby population at about double the price it cost.


Now, the question is: why the hell south Italy always upset, when the rest of Italy think they all are shits?

Bah...