How come Satan sometimes posts here but not God

[The PIT]

Well Satan pops in time to time is God too much of a stuffed shirt to bother????

[Fat Tone]

I just post under another name!

[The PIT]

Nah Satan just told me you're not God.

[Fat Tone]

Maybe the heat is getting to him!

[Technoid]

How come Satan sometimes posts here but not God?

Burst uses McAffe and it don't clean out pests as it should!

[Strahd]

Originally posted by Tony Andrews
I just post under another name!

LOL.

[Dilitante1]

God is still trying out triple head gaming on 3 really big screens

[ZokesPro]

Originally posted by Dilitante1
God is still trying out triple head gaming on 3 really big screens

He's also trying to find a flaw or leupold in Bill Gates contract with the devil. The contract is on a big text file that fits on 7 DVD's. He's still reading it today!

[The PIT]

Cant he just zap him (Bill) and then trot over here?

[Dogbert]

UNIFIED FIELD THEORY

In the Beginning there was Aristotle,
and objects at rest tended to remain at rest,
and objects in motion tended to come to rest,
and soon everything was at rest,
and God saw that it was boring.

Then God created Newton;
objects at rest tended to remain at rest,
but objects in motion tended to remain in motion,
and energy was conserved
and momentum was conserved
and matter was conserved,
and God saw that it was conservative.

Then God created Einstein,
and everything was relative,
and fast things became short,
and straight things became curved,
and the universe was filled with inertial frames,
and God saw that it was relatively general
but some of it was especially relative.

Then God created Bohr,
and there was the Principle,
and the Principle was Quantum,
and all things were quantified,
but some things were still relative,
and God saw that it was confusing.

Then God was going to create Furgeson,
and Furgeson would have unified,
and he would have fielded a theory,
and All would have been One,
but it was the Seventh Day
and God rested,
and objects at rest tend to remain at rest.

[Indiana]

Maybe the MURC is just one evil place?

[The PIT]

So Gods a rest and needs a kick up his ass to get things moving.
Okay doke.
Boot.
Okay where does one hide from an angry god???

[Strahd]

OH MY GOD!!! Now you've done it.


GOD,

It was The Pit that booted your bottom, but have mercy on him. He knows not what he does.

Besides, Indiana made him do it.




There, I told him.

[Indiana]

Traitor!!!

[The PIT]

LOL