Wacky bumperstickers

[LvR]

Nearly fell out my 4x4 earlier this morning.

Young blond thing in an AMG 320SLK, top down, and outa sorts sticker on the back reading :

"I may no longer be a virgin, but I still have the box it came in"

[RhinoZ]

Good one..
But here's a bumper sticker that I saw 10-15 years ago on a white stingray, with his car stero playing "sexual healing" by Marvin Gaye... I had to laugh ( Also the guy was an old whitehead )

"I'll stop for blondes and brunettes. For redheads I'll backup"

[Drizzt]

On the behind of a biker jacket:
"If you are reading this, my woman has fallen"

[Strahd]

What about the bomb technician? His shirt said if you see me running, try and keep up.

[RibsteakRon]

An old favorite: When playing leap frog in a nudist camp, always try to complete the jump

[Strahd]

Originally posted by RibsteakRon
An old favorite: When playing leap frog in a nudist camp, always try to complete the jump

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[ZokesPro]

Originally posted by Drizzt
On the behind of a biker jacket:
"If you are reading this, my woman has fallen"

I like this one! Plus it doesn't surprise me that Drizzt mentioned it first!

[Wombat]

I've seen that biker jacket before, but they aren't so nice about it here. It usually finishes "the bitch fell off."

[Technoid]

My father works as a bus driver and they have wanted a keyboard for their backwards messages ramps for ages!

Think of the posibilities!