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  • #16
    Originally posted by The PIT
    I'm going to sue the brewery for my beer belly.
    Originally posted by Jammrock


    Maybe they'll give you a lifetime supply of beer as an out of court settlement.

    Jammrock
    Originally posted by Tony Andrews
    and then he could sue them for an even bigger belly - LOL
    Originally posted by The PIT
    Maybe they'll give you a lifetime supply of beer as an out of court settlement.

    I like the sound of that. Free Beer.

    I also like Richl's idea. But if they win you've also got sue the judge and jury for lacking common sense.
    Sue them once for giving you a beer belly, then again cause the settlement gave you a even bigger belly, then once more cause the whole thing was silly to begin with! (to sum it up nicely)
    Titanium is the new bling!
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    • #17
      Stupid bitch!
      Lawrence

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      • #18


        Errrm, I'm allergic to nvidia, they should compensate me and but me a Parhelia ASAP to replace my G400.

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        • #19
          Lvr it makes me shake my head in wonder.
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          • #20
            Originally posted by LvR
            Stupid bitch!
            That is retarded, no wait, that BITCH is retarded! I can't stand poeple who just sue for no GOOD reason! Pisses me off!
            Titanium is the new bling!
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            • #21
              A little time ago I read about a porn star that sued the pharmacy company that developed the Viagra.

              He argued that he was loosing job oportunities, 'cause younger and better looking guys, who before didn't have the "natural performance" to do the job now are using the viagra to "fill de requirements" of the porn industry.
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              • #22
                One word: Loonies.

                They're all flipping bonker. Out to lunch. Gaga.

                They need to be put in a home...
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by YngwieM
                  A little time ago I read about a porn star that sued the pharmacy company that developed the Viagra.

                  He argued that he was loosing job oportunities, 'cause younger and better looking guys, who before didn't have the "natural performance" to do the job now are using the viagra to "fill de requirements" of the porn industry.
                  That is even more retarded than the pentium lady! What the hell is going on?
                  Titanium is the new bling!
                  (you heard from me first!)

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                  • #24
                    The guy is just a dick...
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by MadScot
                      The guy is just a dick...
                      ROFL!
                      FT.

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                      • #26
                        I don't think it would do any good to make laws againts stupid lawsuits. Instead, we should let people file the lawsuit, then beat them with baseball bats and shoot them. That way we are not only stopping the progress of the stupid lawsuit, but we are also preventing the idiot who filed it from further procreation.

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                        • #27
                          I think there should be a HEFTY fee just so those stupid cases can be heard that way, if they end up wasting people's time, (which THEY do) then at least the loyal tax payers aren't going to be paying for nothing!
                          Titanium is the new bling!
                          (you heard from me first!)

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                          • #28
                            Mayby Mr. Common Sense diden't die of natural causes...
                            He was probaly assasinated
                            If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

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                            • #29
                              LvR.. u are in need of a good toe ring
                              www.lizziemorrison.com

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                              • #30
                                The pentium lady has a point according to my own Lizzie.

                                She recons that the old bat is too ashamed to admit the real reason for her litigative (?) need - she must have been using her favourite Penguin powered by a 486, overdid it, and now due to technology moving on, she can no longer find a replacement cpu for her favourite toy.

                                Liz
                                I find that a toe ring (and others) serves only as distraction from the real good qualities of my appendages.
                                Last edited by LvR; 8 August 2002, 02:15.
                                Lawrence

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