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Bah !
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Want a PARHELIA ???
Vote for Dogbert! ! !
* Dogbert is in no way responisble for getting your a Parhelia for your vote.
In order to get a Parhelia follow these steps:
a. vote for dogbert
b. go buy yourself a ParheliaComment
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Ooh, smoooooth...
Is this as in real life: promises promises, and with no intention to keep them ?
(for those of you that haven't read the other Dogbert-King thread: after exchanging several messages with Dogbert, I have decided to run against him in this election !).
JörgComment
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Yes, only there is no option to vote for VJ
Besides, everybody knows the size of the brain of a bird
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Once I win these 'elections' ,Novdid, the high priest of the dog will sacrifice the bird on the altar of my temple and there shall be a great feast for all the believers !Comment
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What ever you say master...
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I wasn't going to say this, but you leave me no choice !Originally posted by Dogbert
Yes, only there is no option to vote for VJ
Besides, everybody knows the size of the brain of a bird
The reason I'm running against Dogbert, is because he sent me threats (crowd now goes "oooohhhh"); claiming I should vote for him. As I refuse to roll over (a term quite likely to be known to Dogbert 
), I did what I had to do.
BTW, I do believe parrots to be quite intelligent (I have yet to meet a dog that talks).
Oh, and Dogbert: Fetch !
JörgComment
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"Options? Options ? Pff, We don't need no stinking options"
10,289 members on MURC.
4 voted for Dogbert, that leaves 10,285 that didn't vote for him. I think that is a great victory !
JörgComment
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Well, my fellow MURCers, I will leave you for today, only to be back tomorrow defend you against the evil intentions of Dogbert... (so no, Dogbert, I'm not withdrawing, merely getting a good night sleep)
JörgComment
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great.. i head off for a few days and when i come back there is this,...... gee.... and i thought one of my actors had an ego that couldn’t be contained by the universe it self.. guess i was wrong....
will someone out a leash on Dogbert’s ego please
"They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"Comment
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I vote that we cook Dogbert on a nice rotisserie. I hear dog is crunchy and tastes good with ketchup.
Jammrock“Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get outâ€
–The Light Fantastic, Terry PratchettComment
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Ketchup eh ? I was thinking more of using him as a main ingredient in a curry."That's right fool! Now I'm a flying talking donkey!"
P4 2.66, 512 mb PC2700, ATI Radeon 9000, Seagate Barracude IV 80 gb, Acer Al 732 17" TFTComment
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Allrighty...we now have our second Non-Matrox/Moderator title at MURC!
Dogburt is now know as the Village Idiot
Congrataltions on being the second person to earn a title...after me
Why is it called tourist season, if we can't shoot at them?Comment
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How about satan coming in and "fixing" the resuts?
Might as well put his vast powers to constructive use
chuckChuck
秋音的爸爸
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well Satan and I had a confrontation the other day... he thought his hell fire was better than my fiery breath.... suffice to say he wont be showing anytime soon ... at least not as himself
"They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"Comment
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