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Since I'm being accused of being too series by some folk heres a poll. 
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27Yes I do god knows where I end up0%1Nope you drunken git!!0%22I fall down before I get home0%4 -
imagine the other way around
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Yes I used to know people who did that and had to hide the key.
All I know is sober. "What the **** am I doing here" Quote Unquote.
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How about falling asleep on the bus....
Waking upp and don't know whre the f*** you are
If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."Comment
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Or when you DO know where you are. Sleep past your subway stop? No problem, last stop: Harlem!Waking upp and don't know whre the f*** you areGigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.Comment
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How about doing the nodding dog impression and everyones watching you.
It's a shame you ain't moving at the time.Comment
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Lots of my students have fallen asleep on the last train at night on the way home from a party and ended up >50kms away from home. with no money for a hotel (ps taxi and that distance = small home deposit
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Juu nin to iro
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.Comment
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Reminds me of an phrase in a old movie:Originally posted by Wombat
Or when you DO know where you are. Sleep past your subway stop? No problem, last stop: Harlem!
"you woulden't last 5 minits in New York Subway"
anyone thats knows wich movie
If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."Comment
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i usualy get up and strat cleaning the house..
"They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"Comment
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talking in my sleep is the closest I gotComment
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A friend of my used to walk outside nakid if the keys weren't hidden. Pity I didn't live near her.Comment
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Actually, if I'm angry enough, its very hard to go to sleep in the first place.
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Not if I'm drunk, but I do sleepwalk...System Specs:
Gigabyte 8INXP - Pentium 4 2.8@3.4 - 1GB Corsair 3200 XMS - Enermax 550W PSU - 2 80GB WDs 8MB cache in RAID 0 array - 36GB Seagate 15.3K SCSI boot drive - ATI AIW 9700 - M-Audio Revolution - 16x Pioneer DVD slot load - Lite-On 48x24x48x CD-RW - Logitech MX700 - Koolance PC2-601BW case - Cambridge MegaWorks 550s - Mitsubishi 2070SB 22" CRT
Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz,
just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.Comment
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