Top Ten Uses of the 'F' word :D

[Lizzard[MPE]]

i Saw this .. thought i would share...


Top Ten Times In History, When Using The "F" Word Was Appropriate

10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

9th - "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

8th - "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

7th - "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

6th - "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

5th - "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

3rd - "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

2nd - "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head." -
JFK, 1963

And, the Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word...
1st - "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton,1997

[Novdid]

hehe...

[ZokesPro]

"That is @#$% funny!" - ZokesPro 2002

[LvR]

[Lizzard[MPE]]

here's some more

11th ...Who the F$%$ ordered extra ice in their whisky?...........head barman on the Titanic


12th....You're having a %$£*ing laugh! - Site of First Bungee Jump, New Zealand


13th...Why did I try taking on the ****ing Russians?? - Adolf Hitler, April 1945.

[Greebe]

Actually the origins of bungie jumping is from a tribe in Africa... cept it's not a latex cord but vines tied to their ankles for a real bone jerking experience

[Lizzard[MPE]]

you would know that mike :P

[Helevitia]

I've seen that documentary on TV It looks kinda crazy and I've been bungie jumping!

Dave

[Agent31]

Originally posted by Greebe
Actually the origins of bungie jumping is from a tribe in Africa... cept it's not a latex cord but vines tied to their ankles for a real bone jerking experience

I'm not so sure it's african, I suspect I've seen documentaries on it's origins and if I recall correctly it was in papua new-guinea? I could of course be completely deluded, so let's not rule africa out

[LvR]

I think this girl used the "F" word correctly!

[The_King]

Originally posted by Lizzard[MPE]
you would know that mike :P

No, Don't go there

[SpiralDragon]

here is one of my own...

where the **** did all those students com e from..... VP of my uni... after he found out that we had discualified him as a candidate for the uni presidancy because of his curupt nature..

[Strahd]

Those are good but I think 2 and 3 are a little tasteless.

[az]

Especially 3 - I don't want to start an argument and ruin a "joke" thread, so I'll bite my tongue

AZ