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...thought the girl, in a startling moment of clarity & self awareness.
She looked around to find...
She looked around to find...
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...monkeys flying out of her...Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry CoxComment
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... Penguin! Only to discover that ice doesn't..."Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss
"Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark TwainComment
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....taste that bad when served with a good whiskey and a third of ginger ale. Just then a tune came to mind, "moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon" who......A Smith & Wesson beats Four Aces
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at that point it was about 10 minutes since the sun had gone nova and the Earth was vaporised by the heatwave.....If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."Comment
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...not handled by the dinky heatsink/fan combo it shipped with. Why didnt NASA think of watercooling? Why did noone listen to the ESA? The had suggested...Asus P2B-LS, Celeron Tualatin 1.3Ghz (PowerLeap adapter), 256Mb PC100 CAS 2, Matrox Millenium G400 DualHead AGP, RainbowRunner G-series, Creative PC-DVD Dxr2, HP CD-RW 9200i, Quantum V 9Gb SCSI HD, Maxtor 20Gb Ultra-66 HD (52049U4), Soundblaster Audigy, ViewSonic PS790 19", Win2k (SP2)Comment
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to use liquid hydrogen instead......If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."Comment
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but apparently that did something rather nasty to the Pink Llama, leaving it...FT.Comment
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A space ship blasts out of hyperspace and is rocketed by the aftershook of the blast...
"where the heck are we?"
"I don't know, where suposed to be in the Tellus system"
"Groff grahhaa ruuuuu"
"But My map IS correct...(muffled sounds)
"Chewie, stop strangling him, we need to get out of this asteroid field!"
.......If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."Comment
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Then Lea says to Han Solo, stop stroking your wookie and get us out of here...#1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE
"You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
people do all day!"Comment
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"Yes your Worsshipness" Han sais with a sly grin!
"Han we got four imperial stardestroyers on aor trail and Dad's on one of them"
"great news Kid, why don't the Sun turn into a black hole when yer at it"
"it is turning into a black hole" says lando with an ash stricken face......If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."Comment
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Oh my god. That's not a black hole. It's your anus. I mean Uranus.#1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE
"You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
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"But Siiir" C3PO intervented ........If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."Comment
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..."We already used up our full quota of sexual innuendoes in the first three films." the droid said in a dejected tone of voice. "Along with all our good plot ideas and most of George Lucas' directing talent. We're doomed!"
"Don't worry Goldenrod." Han smirked back at him. "We're making up for it in special effects. Watch this.." Han said, and pressed....Athlon XP-64/3200, 1gb PC3200, 512mb Radeon X1950Pro AGP, Dell 2005fwp, Logitech G5, IBM model M.Comment
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You should compile the story so that people can read the mess they created!Originally posted by Lizzard[MPE]
you people worry me sometimes..
has anybody read this story all the way thru?
(to continue the story)
...the big red button!!!...Last edited by ZokesPro; 21 August 2002, 15:16.Titanium is the new bling!
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