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  • #31
    Hmmm...Errrr...It was Rhetorical....or in the style of Yoda....I think.



    FT.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by BuddMan
      What's with that far off stare a cat gets after he licks his own ass?
      Ahh.. a deep one. Well, BuddMan, you will only truly know the answer to this when you can lick your own ass. I suggest contortion lessons and exercises to help you achieve this mystical goal.
      Last edited by KvHagedorn; 23 August 2002, 00:42.

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      • #33
        Having your lower ribs removed will also help!
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        • #34
          I think there are only 0.3% (or was it three? Don't remember) of men who can give themselves a BJ - I don't think even the master of all masturbators could lick his own behind

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          • #35
            Depends on where your ass is. Could think of a few people on MURC whose ass is located between their nose and chin

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Tony Andrews
              Having your lower ribs removed will also help!
              Hehe, I know for a fact that removing several lower ribs does not help. That's a myth.

              My best friend, when he was 5 years old, had an operation and they had to remove several bottom ribs. He told me this not too long ago and I asked him if it improved his flexibility, he laughed, shook his head and turned to me and said no.

              I figure that your spinal cord has to be pretty flexible and that your ribs have nothing to do with this.


              Originally posted by Tony Andrews
              I'll tell you no lies!
              Oh really?

              Originally posted by Tony Andrews
              Having your lower ribs removed will also help!
              Caught in a lie!
              Last edited by ZokesPro; 23 August 2002, 08:15.
              Titanium is the new bling!
              (you heard from me first!)

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              • #37
                i'm not so sure i even wanna think about the .3% of the male population that can give themselves a bj. thats just not right
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                • #38
                  what really disturbs me is not the fact that .3% of the male population can do it but that they do it!
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                  • #39
                    would you spit or swallow?

                    DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by GNEP
                      would you spit or swallow?

                      Ew!

                      P.S: Is there no smilie for disgust? Sorry but that was just wrong.
                      Titanium is the new bling!
                      (you heard from me first!)

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                      • #41
                        or gargle?
                        DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by GNEP
                          would you spit or swallow?

                          Ok, let me put this way.

                          Which one would you choose if you could give yourself a BJ?
                          Titanium is the new bling!
                          (you heard from me first!)

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                          • #43
                            lmao @ gnep
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                            • #44
                              Well, it is Friday afternoon and the whole office is clockwatching...
                              DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                              • #45
                                its about damn time a guy was asked that question
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