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  • “Well, you can fix it, right?”

    This happened a year ago:
    Doc Mordrid’s post reminded me of it

    A customer came in with his computer and demanded that I fixed it right now!

    Sure I said, but it will cost you

    “I don’t care I really need it today” the customer said

    Ok, what’s wrong with it?

    “Lightning struck last week and after that it has been hard to get it to start”

    Kay, If you just wait here or…I didn’t get any longer because he cut me of…

    “I want to watch you fix it” Great, it was going to be one of these jobs

    So I he followed me into the cramped shoebox that was my Workshop then!

    I hooked the computer up and pushed the powerbutton….

    WHAMMO!

    The computer jumped about a foot forward and to the left!
    The lights cut out and the fire alarm, which is on a different circuit started to blare!
    The smell of burning plastic permeated the air and an acrid smoke started to flow out of the computer!
    I grabbed it and ran out of the store, put it down and backed up and tried to remember where the fire hydrant where and if we had one…

    When the customer reached me outside the smoke had ceased….

    “Well, you can fix it, right?” he asked dead serious….


    Amazingly his hard drive lived long enough for me to save his data……
    The rest was toast; he ended up buying a new computer
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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    The computer jumped about a foot forward and to the left!
    I'm with you except for that part.
    Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.

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    • #3
      Was it a Mexican Jumping Computer? I have heard wild rumors...
      "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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      • #4
        Well, thats how I remember it
        Lets say an inch and blame it on bad memory
        The PSU was totaly shredded inside
        and half of its contents was in the case
        If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

        Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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        • #5
          Darn... ????? ......
          "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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          • #6
            Action computer is the name of that box then!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Technoid

              Lets say an inch and blame it on bad memory
              That's what you get when using cheep memory!
              According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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              • #8
                What?
                Not my fault, My parents chosed the memory I have in my brain
                If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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