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Joke - not for those with weak stomage
Have you heard the one about the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend?
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If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..." -
Yes!
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless..
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Hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in a field?
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Ever heard about the ambitious cannibal ? He was always trying to get ahead...
JörgComment
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...aTURTLEhead?Originally posted by VJ
Ever heard about the ambitious cannibal ? He was always trying to get ahead...
JörgComment
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damnit, that means I've never dumped any of my girlfriends... even though I said I did... I'm such a liarLook, I know you think the world of me, that's understandable, you're only human, but it's not nice to call somebody "Vain"!Comment
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a "head"Comment
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yep, that is the one... ahead ... a head...
(this totally spoiles the already bad joke...)
JörgComment
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Son: Daddy, Daddy, why Granny is so bad?
Dad: Shut up and eat.Sat on a pile of deads, I enjoy my oysters.Comment
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