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**Greebe** · 29 August 2002, 05:03

What no clothes?!

**Dogbert** · 29 August 2002, 05:27

If and when, those would be propably sold by the pound

Why, would you buy used clothes from the net ?

**Greebe** · 29 August 2002, 05:31

I've seen some very nasty things sold on eBay... may wanna give that a try

**ZokesPro** · 29 August 2002, 07:24

Originally posted by mutz

Zokes, u r rich.

What do you mean?

**ZokesPro** · 29 August 2002, 07:25

Originally posted by Dogbert
List of my belongings (b4 Alice has her way with me):

Enermax 710b + 350W PSU

Can I get this? My PSU sucks so bad it's screwing up my system.

**mutz** · 29 August 2002, 09:59

...thanks Greebe. I'm gonna print that out, pin it on my ass and stare at it for a while...

...and gosh! I barged in the door blinded with so much self-importance I totally missed that sign on the door "POST QUALIFICATIONS AND LICENSES AND WAIT UNTIL BECKONED"

Gee, I don't have any qualifications and licenses, just lots of boxes of beentheredonethats and more scars than skin.

...no, no, don't have a brain in my head, what comes out is just what comes out...

...what? No, no, my ego wouldn't fit through the door anyway, not to speak of my calloused arrogance...

...huh? No, no, I'll go quietly, TIC, FIM and TBL...

...bye... Please, I'm hurrying ...don't hit me again...

**mutz** · 29 August 2002, 10:08

...excuse me... just lurking by ...just wanted to say bye to Zokes...

Zokes, many people don't even love themselves, that makes you four times richer than them, which is a bloody fortune!

...Greebes! You hit me again an I'm gonna put a foot up your ass! Goodbye!

**Greebe** · 29 August 2002, 10:36

ok will do... SMACK!

Feel all better now?

**Dilitante1** · 29 August 2002, 11:50

feel the "love"..............

**ZokesPro** · 29 August 2002, 11:59

Originally posted by mutz
...excuse me... just lurking by ...just wanted to say bye to Zokes...

Zokes, many people don't even love themselves, that makes you four times richer than them, which is a bloody fortune!

...Greebes! You hit me again an I'm gonna put a foot up your ass! Goodbye!

Ok, I though you meant rich in the sense that it was funny. Just wanted to clarify, thanks dude!

**mutz** · 29 August 2002, 12:29

Winning bid receives an ass-kicking from me personally. I am 6'0" and weigh over 230 lbs. If you win this auction, I will personally come to your house and kick your ass. I guarantee that I will not break any bones or kill you, nor will I use any weapons on you, but I will give you a good beating. I will do this under two conditions:

1) You or anyone else does not press charges against me(after all, you bought the ass-kicking),
2) You do not fight back or attempt to physically harm me in any other manner (this is your ass getting kicked, not mine).

Buyer provides round-trip plane ticket to the nearest airport, as well as cab fare to your house and back. If you are not close to an airport, you may provide me with a train ticket or other means of transportation. Do not pick me up, as I will be attacking you completely randomly. Buyer must also provide good, clear directions to their house, as well as any business expenses for if I need to stay in a hotel or buy food for myself during the trip. Most likely though I will just fly in, kick your ass, and then leave.

Upon my arrival, I will select a random time to come over and kick your ass. It may be when you are sleeping, or showering, or any other time during the day/night when you are most vulnerable. During this beating I may damage one or more of your household items, if I have to break glass to get into your home or knock over furniture if you attempt to run from me. This should be expected by you, and covered in my expenses. If you are married or have children, I may choose to slap around your family a little bit, but only if I'm feeling particularly generous. They should be informed of this, and expect it as well.

Bidding starts at one cent ($0.01) but remember the winner must pay all expenses for my travel if they wish for me to come and kick their ass.

I will accept check, money order, or Paypal. Or you could just let me use your valid credit card for a few days and we'll call it even.

**ZokesPro** · 29 August 2002, 12:30

Would really kick his ass

**Lizzard[MPE]** · 29 August 2002, 12:33

Originally posted by mutz
I will personally come to your house and kick your ass. I guarantee that I will not break any bones or kill you, nor will I use any weapons on you, but I will give you a good beating.

ahhhem.. this is my job today.. you can have tomorrow