Stupid and bad jokes

[Drizzt]

We've got the results of a survey taken by ONU.
The question was:
"Please, say honestly your opinion on the lack of food in the rest of the world."

The result follows:
- europeans have not understod what is "lack"
- africaans have not understod what is "food"
- u.s. have asked the meaning of "rest of the world"
- cubans, astonished, have asked more information about the meaning of "opinion"
- in Italy, government is still discussing what is the meaning of "honestly"

[Drizzt]

The thread ends here, I have no more jokes that can be told without really offending someone. Your turn, now

[Lizzard[MPE]]

ya know you can probably fit all that into one post next time

[Drizzt]

Sorry girl, but as I not have two tits like yours I must use different methods to increase my post count

[Lizzard[MPE]]

[Strahd]

WOW. I didn't see that one coming.

[ZokesPro]

Originally posted by Strahd
WOW. I didn't see that one coming.

Neither did I. I'm just a spectator though. I'm just waiting to see what either of them will reply after that!

[KeiFront]

Originally posted by Drizzt
I have no more jokes that can be told without really offending someone.

He warned here

[Drizzt]

Maybe my english skill is not sufficient, but that post wanted to be funny and totaly inoffensive

I didn't wanted to offense anyBODY, really!

[Lizzard[MPE]]

hahaha

ofcourse. we are just messing with you

[Gurm]

ROFL.

Wow, and to think I was arguing with this guy about Lord of the Rings.

Dude, take an ESL refresher course.

- Gurm

[Byock]

Hmmm, not at all how I expected the thread to go...


Maybe that is why I love it here!?!


The Chicken

[seether]

But to bring this thread back to topic...

So these two nuns walk into a bar . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . which is kind of stupid, since the second one should've ducked.

[Dogbert]

Originally posted by Drizzt
We've got the results of a survey taken by ONU.
The question was:
"Please, say honestly your opinion on the lack of food in the rest of the world."

The result follows:
- europeans have not understod what is "lack"
- africaans have not understod what is "food"
- u.s. have asked the meaning of "rest of the world"
- cubans, astonished, have asked more information about the meaning of "opinion"
- in Italy, government is still discussing what is the meaning of "honestly"

- Israelis: What's "Please" !?

[Drizzt]

Originally posted by Gurm
ROFL.

Dude, take an ESL refresher course.

- Gurm

Maybe you can explain what an ESL is?