I am not GOD...

[az]

Gurm, you MIGHT have been king, but you certainly NEVER were god

AZ

[Fat Tone]

Originally posted by Gurm
Was there ever any confusion over whether or not you WERE God? I for one never believed it.

- Gurm

Well we all know who Gurm worships... (j/k)

[The PIT]

So God's given his job up. Please apply in writing to no.1 Heavens Gate.

The Job includes:
Being ignored by most people. Being wrongly quoted by a lot of people. Killing people at random to keep others on their toes. Being sucked up on certain days e.g Like Sundays. Creating the odd plague. Sometimes doing the odd miracle and kicking the many undesirables into hell.

[Dogbert]

You forgot the fun parts like:
"Damn, ***** is the most beautifull woman to ever walk the earth! Prove me wrong and I cut my #%@& off / eat my hat" and then create an even more beautifull girl just to see the world going mad over your latest creation.

[Fat Tone]

Originally posted by The PIT
So God's given his job up. Please apply in writing to no.1 Heavens Gate.

The Job includes:
Being ignored by most people. Being wrongly quoted by a lot of people. Killing people at random to keep others on their toes. Being sucked up on certain days e.g Like Sundays. Creating the odd plague. Sometimes doing the odd miracle and kicking the many undesirables into hell.

It was all getting a bit much, especially without the aid of special powers!