Beer fan takes bottles to the grave

[Guru]

"There is no drink that refreshes like beer. I used to drink up to 20 bottles a day but nowadays it's only about six a day. I'm not an alcoholic, but I simply can't drink anything else but beer. If I were to drink a glass of water right now I think I'd just collapse on the floor."

http://www.orange-today.co.uk/news/story/sm_657486.html?menu=news.quirkies

[BuddMan]

Hell yeah. I'll drink to that.

[ZokesPro]

I knew you'd say something like that BuddMan! Need a drinking buddy?

Cause I'll drink to that too! lol

[Agent31]

who's round is it?

[Dr Mordrid]

He'll either die of cirrhosis or be so pickled he'll last at least 130 years

Dr. Mordrid

[Lizzard[MPE]]

thats pretty cool

[Agent31]

what's cool, dying... pickled like an onion?

[Lizzard[MPE]]

:P that the guy is 72 and still alive with drinkin that much alcohol

[az]

Queen mum made it a little longer. But she drank stronger stuff. Conserves

AZ

[Agent31]

the trick is to stick to the purer forms of alcohol...

[Fat Tone]

I have it on good authority that the Queen Mum's favourite tipple (well, several good swallows actually) was Gin & Dubonnet! She was well preserved by all accounts

[Kruzin]

Building on this guy's (and another's) idea, I think I will have 'special' plants growing around my grave.

I recently read of a rich oldtimer that passed on, and had an ATM set up at his grave. In lew of a big lump-sum inheratance, his grandchildren could visit his grave weekly to withdraw a fixed amount. This way, the granchildren got their inheritance (in a fixed dosage), and the old man's grave got regular visits.

Well, at my grave, my grandkids will be able to visit me, and harvest some yummy herbs while visiting me....