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Bizarre facts & laws of this world
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but
the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal
is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense!)
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,
but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Whatz the difference?)
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This
also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be
covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Wonder
which head?)
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere
else in the world that even comes close to this?)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's
lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice at
last!)
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and
the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness
the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought!)
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough
problem that they had to pass this law?)
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines
with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
only"in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises." (Is this a great country or what?. Not as great as Guam
though!)
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a
pig)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still
not over that pig thing!)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(well that's a
relief
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (Did the
government REALLY pay for this research??)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I STILL want
to be a pig ... quality over quantity)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like
that!)
Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too!)
and........
After reading all these, all I can say is.......Damn Those
Pigs........
the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal
is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense!)
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,
but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Whatz the difference?)
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This
also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be
covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Wonder
which head?)
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere
else in the world that even comes close to this?)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's
lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice at
last!)
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and
the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness
the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought!)
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough
problem that they had to pass this law?)
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines
with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
only"in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises." (Is this a great country or what?. Not as great as Guam
though!)
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a
pig)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still
not over that pig thing!)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(well that's a
relief
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (Did the
government REALLY pay for this research??)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I STILL want
to be a pig ... quality over quantity)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like
that!)
Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too!)
and........
After reading all these, all I can say is.......Damn Those
Pigs........
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