DON'T go in here

[Dogbert]

Patience young apprentice / gr****opper, your time will come

[MadScot]

Just imagine life without your avitar

But serriously, I truly believe that there are people *made* for eachother. When you meet her, you will know...

MadScot

[The Rock]

Inspiring hope for the lonely. It would be nice to have a woman to replace the affection I have for my car. Besides, I can't have sex with the car. And everytime I've tried, someone calls the cops because I'm behind my car near the exhaust with my undies down around my ankles.

Bart

[mutz]

***sigh***, Gurm, that's it***

Edith and I met ten years ago. She was going in a door I was just going out. A micro second in each other's eyes, something beyond this life***

Ten years of ups and downs, absolute hell and many heavens, and everything in between. We've split - she says three times, I say five - yet it just goes deeper, stronger. If we look back, we are infinitely better, innerly richer than either of us ever could have imagined. Yet there is no end in sight. She is just as great a mystery to me as I am to her as when we met.

There are things beyond time and space, beyond all comprehension. All attempts to grasp them is to bring them down to the mundane, to control them, which is to ruin them.

The hardest thing is to let life happen, to let love flow it's own course, to just be in the presence of wonder, yet that is what life is, a never ending wonder and mystery.

Thank you Edith, thank you love, thank you existence, for all that has been and all that will ever be...

[mutz]

...now Rocky, for gods sake man! Get yourself a garage, or drive her out to romantic, moonlit places. What self-respecting Beemer can let go in public like that?

And get rid of that stock exhaust before you hurt yourself! Mount a 70 or 90 mm Remus, which ever fits better. That chrome, so soft to the touch, that perforated inner sleeve, oh my gawd!!!

And if she consents, try it from the other end. A grill mod, something reminiscent of an Edsel...

[Admiral]

Now that's sick

[mutz]

...chuckle...

[SitFlyer]

That's more tha just sick. It's deranged!

[mutz]

...which?

[The Rock]

Now I shouldn't have to tell you guys I'm only kidding. I love my car, but having sex with the tailpipe would be a wee bit perverse.

Bart

[MadScot]

Esp when its 500°!