Italian Sexy Coffin Sales

[efty]

OT

Whats with the bouncing boobs and you two guys??!!
mutz I think u don't belong here, this is a bouncing boobs thread only!!!

[Gurm]

So, I don't know what disturbed me more - the pairing of coffins with scantily clad women in sexually explicit poses, or the fact that those women were SO poorly photoshopped in that it distracted me from the really excellent coffins.

- Gurm

[ZokesPro]

Originally posted by eftychios
OT

Whats with the bouncing boobs and you two guys??!!
mutz I think u don't belong here, this is a bouncing boobs thread only!!!

If you stare at them long enough your whole day will pass you by!

Originally posted by Gurm
So, I don't know what disturbed me more - the pairing of coffins with scantily clad women in sexually explicit poses, or the fact that those women were SO poorly photoshopped in that it distracted me from the really excellent coffins.

- Gurm

LOL, that's too funny!

[Novdid]

Actually it's too sad.

But either way, I don't mind looking at women!!!

[Pace]

Ahahah! Where's Mike when you want him? Ahahaha, Mike wanted Miss Novembre real bad

http://www.cofanifunebri.it/NOVEMBRE-DICEMBRE.jpg

[mutz]

...buncha necrophiliacs around here...

[Umfriend]

Errhm, when u buy one of these, and you finally have to go, do they come with you within?

Umf

[KvHagedorn]

Reminds me of that (Italian, of course) movie entitled "The Sensuous Nurse." This family wants their rich uncle to die so they can get all his money.. he has a heart condition but keeps hanging on. So they hire Ursula Andress to come be his nurse and get him so excited that he will have a heart attack and die. Well of course it backfires.. the old fart marries her and dies on their wedding night, with her getting everything.

[mutz]

...ahhemm, are you another necropheliac?

"Why of course! You want our Rhumba Dupio model!"

[mutz]

Thank you for inquiring about our double models.

Standard are Moon Missionary and Moon Spoon, both approved by the Vatican.

Then we have Divine Sixty-Nine, Eternal BJ and Spirit Swinger Triple, Quadruple up to Tenfold. (See our plot configuration table)

Perhaps you would be interested in our optional accessories, the Coffin Vibrator for example.

It has three presets:

Do It Slow
Do It Again
Do It To Dust
Bone Shaker (optional)

220V connection and 1,000W PSU required.

Have you visited our Candidate Corpse Contact pages?

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[Technoid]

Something is verry verry wrong at the IT department of that coffin maker.....