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  • #46
    What about the old "battery-terminals-connected-to-the-car-door-and-handle" trick?

    Nice little shocker for them.

    But I think that someone got sent to prison for trying this a couple of years ago...
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    • #47
      nope GNEP they have to die for their sins (oh and burn - hence the petrol tank thing)

      hmmm prison - to get round this you could steal a few decent cars booby trap them ... oh no Ive just turned into one... arghh.. BOOM (blows self up - with lots of burning)
      hmmmmm

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      • #48
        I have a better idea.

        When the intruder breaks in, the car dead locks and he is forced to watch this 'till the end of time
        The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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        • #49
          That is a fate worse than Death!!


          Please! Make it stop!!!
          "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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          • #50
            Or better yet, THIS !!!

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            • #51
              I don't believe it.

              I played my first game if rugby yesterday and anticipating a serious drinking binge afterwords, i left my car outside my mates house.

              When i returned to collect it this morning i found that the same f*cking window had been smashed. Annoyingly I cant find my new glasses... I've got a horrible feeling that i left them in the car...

              And to top it all off, I've found muscles that i didn't know that i had and they ALL hurt. And one of my SCSI disks have died taking my RAID array with it.

              Now i'm pissed off!
              The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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              • #52
                I read that it actualy were legal to do such nasty thing in south africa because the rampant car stealing!

                There a handle coupled to a handle would be considdered mild compared to accid and other lethal stuff they think of...

                Atleast one car owner has done them selfs in
                By forgeting their new lethal security system
                If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Paddy [MU]
                  I don't believe it.

                  I played my first game if rugby yesterday and anticipating a serious drinking binge afterwords, i left my car outside my mates house.

                  When i returned to collect it this morning i found that the same f*cking window had been smashed. Annoyingly I cant find my new glasses... I've got a horrible feeling that i left them in the car...

                  And to top it all off, I've found muscles that i didn't know that i had and they ALL hurt. And one of my SCSI disks have died taking my RAID array with it.

                  Now i'm pissed off!
                  That really sucks dude.

                  Next time get a Jeep Wrangler, they don't have any windows! (just kidding)
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                  (you heard from me first!)

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                  • #54
                    Wow, Paddy.. bad bad luck dude. Sorry to hear about it.

                    Anyone see The Jackal with Bruce Willis? He boobytraps his car by spraying some sort of contact poison on the handles.. when the guys show up to break in, one touches the door handle and immediately backs away rubbing his hand vigorously. Then it takes about 10 seconds for him to get violently ill, foam at the mouth and die.

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                    • #55
                      Welll.......

                      Thats a bit to harch don't you think
                      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Technoid
                        Welll.......

                        Thats a bit to harch don't you think
                        No, its too damned quick, if anything.

                        It should take hours of excruiating pain before they die
                        80% of people think I should be in a Mental Institute

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                        • #57
                          As before... nothing on display etc... I just can't understand it...
                          The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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                          • #58
                            The stupidity of criminals knows no bounds. Hey Paddy at least you didn't pull your hamstring like I did playing Football 10 days ago. Did you have the dashboard tray down showing the ****oles that there is nothing to steal. My friend says that has seemed to work for him in London.
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                            • #59
                              Did you have the dashboard tray down showing the ****oles that there is nothing to steal.
                              I'll have to remember that dashboard trick! Cheers!

                              at least you didn't pull your hamstring like I did playing Football 10 days ago.
                              I took a 20st veteran flanker in the neck in the first 5mins. I've got no deltoid on the right hand side

                              Munched!
                              The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Dogbert
                                Or better yet, THIS !!!
                                Led Zeppelin Rules!
                                According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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