so a pirate walks into a bar....

[Lizzard[MPE]]

with a steering wheel in his pants and the bartender's like, what's up with the steering wheel man? the pirate replies in his hearty voice "argggg, it's DRIVIN' ME NUTS!"



so ummm.. yeah anyway.. i hadnt made a new thread in awhile

[KvHagedorn]

[Dogbert]

[ZokesPro]

Hehe

[Tempest]

That made me laugh.

*

Then again, it's 02:15 AM around here, so pretty much ANYTHING makes me laugh.

Edit: Except for my neighbors downstairs who seem to be fighting and have largely contributed to the fact that I am still awake.

[Admiral]

She does have a thing for pirates

What's that in your hand Tempest ?
Looks like a Marvel G400 tuner used as a walkman

[Technoid]

LOL!!

[skratch]

carry on then ...

and asks the bartender, "Can I get a pint?" The bartender, recognizing the worthless sot tells him to come back when he has some money. The next 3 days, the pirate returns to the bar and asks for a pint, each time being refused and sent away, and each time making the bartender more irate. On the 5th day, the pirate walks into the bar and before he can speak, the bartender screams at him, "If you ask me for a pint again, I'm gonna nail your one good foot to the floor!" The pirate thinks a minute and asks, "Got any nails?" Confused, the bartender says, "No," to which the pirate replies "Then, can I get a pint?"

next ...

[Jessterw]

Funny ones Lizzie and skratch.

[Pace]

Where is Poketown? Is that where Disney filmed Poke-a-highness?

[Jessterw]

Originally posted by Pace
Where is Poketown? Is that where Disney filmed Poke-a-highness?

Sadly no. It's this little shit town in Oklahoma that's only claim to fame is OSU (Oklahoma State University) and cheese fries (supposedly invented at a bar called Eskimo Joes). The OSU Cowboys are often called Pokes (after cowpokes... don't ask).

But given that this is a college town with lots of lost sorority chicks... err... girls... I'm sure you may be right

[Pace]

It's this little shit town in Oklahoma that's only claim to fame is OSU (Oklahoma State University) and cheese fries (supposedly invented at a bar called Eskimo Joes).

And also producing Jesterzwild obviously. Is your ass hairy?

[Jessterw]

Originally posted by Pace
And also producing Jesterzwild obviously. Is your ass hairy?

Actually I was produced out of loving tender care in a little crap army hospital in California. And no, I can't offer up the same claim to fame as Sasq.

[Fat Tone]

Then a horse walked into the bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?"

[DuRaNgO]

So a redneck walks into a bar and sees Lizzy , he walks up to her and starts some small talk ending with "would you like to come to my place?", Lizzy replies: "I would but I have my menstrual cycle" and the redneck says "that's ok, I have a pickup, we can throw it in back"