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Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian
border. The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells
them: "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
"Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile" the Germans
retort unbelievingly. "Look at ze papers: zis car is
designt to kerry 5 persons." "You can'ta pulla thata one
on me!" replies the Italian customs agent. "Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people ina your car and you are
thereforea breaking the law." The German driver replies
angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over, I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!" "Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
border. The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells
them: "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
"Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile" the Germans
retort unbelievingly. "Look at ze papers: zis car is
designt to kerry 5 persons." "You can'ta pulla thata one
on me!" replies the Italian customs agent. "Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people ina your car and you are
thereforea breaking the law." The German driver replies
angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over, I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!" "Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
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