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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Maybe Byock can finally answer the age old question:
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Originally posted by Ajax
Maybe Byock can finally answer the age old question:
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Oh, no. I knew it was bound to happen sooner or later..
Ok, I will say this one last time. The Chicken didnt cross the road. He stood next to it, to see how long Man would ask this question...
"I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned." -
COBOL Programmers:
0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
ELSE
GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING
Bill Gates: We own the road. We own the chicken. It's none of your damn business.
Plato: For the greater good.
Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Mr. Spock: It seemed like the logical thing to do at the time.
Oliver North: National Security was at stake.
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Monty Python: The Larch.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.Titanium is the new bling!
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@ ZokesPro
DUDLMAOWPMP!
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless..
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*Husband enters house.*
Wife: You come home covered in blonde feathers and you expect me to believe you crossed the road just to get to the other side?Comment
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Hpar_: many of the "illuminous" do NOT want to be a part of it however they are forced into this "elite" chicken crossing cult psychologically from birth
_hsubpar_: The chicken is a minion of SPURM!!! SOCK?
Gurm: I can assure you all that the chicken did _NOT_ cross the road. Although the Church STILL deny it didn't. *shrug*
thop: i dont get it
Byock: Once you have a chicken, you can't go back, baby
Rakido: It wasn't a chicken, it was my avatar cat.
Guru: Originally posted by Guru
Gurm: FEKKIE! SPEKKIE!
thop: ok now i get it.Meet Jasmine.
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That's great!Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.Comment
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Guru: DUDLMAOWPMP!
Greebe: <img src="http://forums.murc.ws/images/icons/icon6.gif" alt="Soon™" />
Dr Mordrid: CNN have annouced that they are currently receiving the latest reports from both sides of the road.
leech: A *REAL* chicken, such as the linux chicken would not have been able to cross the road because Microshaft own the road...
Lizzard[MPE]: the chicken wasn't in ut. that is all
R0M: Hey Guys, Just wanted to keep you up to date that we are still investigating this "chicken" issue, Regards,
The PIT: EU recommends no chicken crossing
Dogbert: Two Jews and a chicken walk into a bar. You'd think there was a punchline Pace could think of that was funny to end this, don't you?Last edited by Pace; 24 October 2002, 08:12.Meet Jasmine.
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Allan Greenspan: it was seeking for new markets on the other side of the road.
Karl Marx: it was historically inevitable
George W. Bush: what the hell is a chicken?<font face="Arial" size="2">amazingly .. gene researchers have found out that the ambition to be gullible, overly nationalistic, militaristic, to join the republican party and to deny the holocaust are stored on the same chromosome<br><br><a href="http://saturn.emulation64.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://saturn.emulation64.com/banner.jpg"><br><font size="1">Visit The Saturn Shack kthx.</font></a></font>Comment
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...for Zokes and Guru ONLY...
...bet you are chicken to cross the road for this...
How can you possibly take anything seriously?
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Dear Lord!
<I>In case of a water landing, the entire business class is encouraged to use this woman's cleavage as a floatation device....</I>Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.Comment
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LOL!Originally posted by Wombat
Dear Lord!
<I>In case of a water landing, the entire business class is encouraged to use this woman's cleavage as a floatation device....</I>
She should have a liscense for those!
Titanium is the new bling!
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The dangers of sitting in a tiny seat with a huge ass...
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Originally posted by Wombat
Dear Lord!
<I>In case of a water landing, the entire business class is encouraged to use this woman's cleavage as a floatation device....</I>
I think that about sums up my reaction.
"I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."Comment
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Re: ...for Zokes and Guru ONLY...
I'm not sure which way to run!Originally posted by mutz
...bet you are chicken to cross the road for this...
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